Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Will Ferrell
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Get Off The Shed!
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Summary: Dad Frank Henderson (Will Ferrell) threatens kids during backyard barbecue.
Recurring Characters: Frank Henderson
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Jingleheimer Junction
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Summary: Newcomer Fred Friendship (Will Ferrell) ruins the sanctimony of the Jingleheimer acronoym.
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Terry Ferguson For Senate I
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Summary: Candidate Terry Ferguson (Will Ferrell) will avoid sex scandals, because he's lost his genitals in a fire.
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Terry Ferguson For Senate II
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Summary: Candidate Terry Ferguson (Will Ferrell) is no Washington insider, but he has lost his genitals in a fire.
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Mack North I
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Summary: After beating his opponent Fred Peete in the 6th District race by 8%, Mack North (Will Ferrell) gloats of his victory in a post-election attack ad.
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Mack North II
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Summary: In his second post-election attack ad, Mack North (Will Ferrell) harrasses loser Fred Peete (Chris Parnell) in a Target parking lot.
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Space, The Infinite Frontier
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Summary: Despite having died recently, Harry Caray (Will Ferrell) continues to host his space program.
Recurring Characters: Harry Caray.
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National Spelling Bee Championship
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Summary: Spelling bee emcee (Will Ferrell) fumbles through the championships after losing the cards with the words on them.
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The Big Baby
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Summary: Salesman Jim Lasterbick (Will Ferrell) breaks down and cries like a baby when his ad campaign goes awry.
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Backstage
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Summary: Back to host at last, Will Ferrell feels awkward walking among the people he once worked with and tries to put on a happy face.
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Will Ferrell's Monologue
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Summary: Will Ferrell admits he's nervous about hosting, then sings "On A Clear Day You Can See Forever", makes odd banter with an audience member (Steve Higgins), and finally pees his pants.
Note: Will Ferrell was a cast member from 1995-2002.
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Grind!
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Summary: When a college student (Will Ferrell) decides to quit his studies to work full-time as a waiter, Dr. Roberts (Will Forte) decides to show him what discipline and hard work is all about by making him grind pepper non-stop over his dinner salad.
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The Spy
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Summary: Eccentrically dressed in an eyepatch, a man claiming to be a Jaguar voiceover man and a spy for the Swiss government (Will Ferrell) hits on an exotic woman (Maya Rudolph) in a bar, presuming her to be his contact.
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