Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Will Ferrell


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1995-1996

1996-1997

1997-1998

1998-1999

1999-2000

2000-2001

2001-2002

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03a

Get Off The Shed!
Summary: Dad Frank Henderson (Will Ferrell) threatens kids during backyard barbecue.

Recurring Characters: Frank Henderson

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Jingleheimer Junction
Summary: Newcomer Fred Friendship (Will Ferrell) ruins the sanctimony of the Jingleheimer acronoym.

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Terry Ferguson For Senate I
Summary: Candidate Terry Ferguson (Will Ferrell) will avoid sex scandals, because he's lost his genitals in a fire.

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Terry Ferguson For Senate II
Summary: Candidate Terry Ferguson (Will Ferrell) is no Washington insider, but he has lost his genitals in a fire.

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Mack North I
Summary: After beating his opponent Fred Peete in the 6th District race by 8%, Mack North (Will Ferrell) gloats of his victory in a post-election attack ad.

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Mack North II
Summary: In his second post-election attack ad, Mack North (Will Ferrell) harrasses loser Fred Peete (Chris Parnell) in a Target parking lot.

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Space, The Infinite Frontier
Summary: Despite having died recently, Harry Caray (Will Ferrell) continues to host his space program.

Recurring Characters: Harry Caray.

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National Spelling Bee Championship
Summary: Spelling bee emcee (Will Ferrell) fumbles through the championships after losing the cards with the words on them.

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The Big Baby
Summary: Salesman Jim Lasterbick (Will Ferrell) breaks down and cries like a baby when his ad campaign goes awry.

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Backstage
Summary: Back to host at last, Will Ferrell feels awkward walking among the people he once worked with and tries to put on a happy face.

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Will Ferrell's Monologue
Summary: Will Ferrell admits he's nervous about hosting, then sings "On A Clear Day You Can See Forever", makes odd banter with an audience member (Steve Higgins), and finally pees his pants.

Note: Will Ferrell was a cast member from 1995-2002.

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Grind!
Summary: When a college student (Will Ferrell) decides to quit his studies to work full-time as a waiter, Dr. Roberts (Will Forte) decides to show him what discipline and hard work is all about by making him grind pepper non-stop over his dinner salad.

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The Spy
Summary: Eccentrically dressed in an eyepatch, a man claiming to be a Jaguar voiceover man and a spy for the Swiss government (Will Ferrell) hits on an exotic woman (Maya Rudolph) in a bar, presuming her to be his contact.

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