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  Will Forte


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The Apprentice
Summary: President George W. Bush (Will Forte) must fire Colin Powell (Finesse Mitchell), Donald Rumsfeld (Darrell Hammond) or Condoleeza Rice (Maya Rudiolph).

Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld.

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Grind!
Summary: When a college student (Will Ferrell) decides to quit his studies to work full-time as a waiter, Dr. Roberts (Will Forte) decides to show him what discipline and hard work is all about by making him grind pepper non-stop over his dinner salad.

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Morgan Stanley
Summary: Morgan Stanley broker (Will Forte) berates his timid client's (Fred Armisen) boisterous daughter (Amy Poehler) after school.

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Spelling Bee
Summary: A young Jack Black (Will Forte) stumbles on the word "Business", and attempts to spell it with way too many letters. Jack Black and Kyle Gass summarize the experience with a song.

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The Falconer
Summary: Complications abound when Ken "The Falconer" Mortimer (Will Forte) is visited by his future self (Kevin Spacey) in an attempt to prevent Donald from being shot by a hunter (Maya Rudolph). When the mission fails, they bungle their way further and further back in time with a growing army of their former selves for a series of near-misses at saving Donald's life.

Recurring Characters: Ken "The Falconer" Mortimer.

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