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Visitor Comments
You have a great site! I often make my own transcripts for my full of
transcripts Sarah Michelle Gellar site (for my SNL section on her) and I
compare them to yours. Would you mind finding these?
Who Wants to be My Skank(I have it..if you can't, its cool..I'll make my own)
Dysfunctional Dinner
Goth Talk(I really want this one..thanks to Comedy Central..who cut this
sketch..I've never seen it!)
John Grey informercial(only if she is in it)
Olympics one where she's "Tara Lipinksi"
Brian Fellows
Zimmermans rent the cabin
I believe that's it.
SarahFan
sarah.mygirls.org
Hi Patrick,
Thanks for picking up this message! This past weekend, I watched the Tim
Meadows special on SNL and wondered if you could clear up something for me
and/or send me the transcript from the skit "Weekend Update with Colin Quinn"
where Tim Meadows sings songs regarding "Kwanza" with two background singers.
Was one of the singers Vanessa Williams? The original show aired on 12/12/98
I believe.
Please e-mail me when you have a chance to find the answer. Thank you very
much.
P.S. I am not sure if you're heavily involved with the transcripts web site,
but it is wonderful!
Liz Blasucci
Hi!
I'd love to get the "Let's Talk Books" sketch.
Thanks,
Shelli
Hello listen try to put the transcript of "Welcome Back Kotter" on the site
it's on the same episode that Gay Dracula was John Travolta hosted.
Peter Ray
Hi,
I've been trying to get a transcript of Samuel L. Jackson's monologue from
the 1/98 episode when he lists his New Year's resolutions and your site is
the only game in town. I want to use the transcript as part of my 30th
birthday speech on 9/23. If there is anyway you can get that to me I would
greatly appreciate it.
Thanks,
Jeffrey Lehr
Do you have Jesse Jackson reading Green Eggs & Ham? It probably would be
best to HEAR it if you happen to have it on tape.
Thanks
Andrew Craven
I am looking for a transcript of the Mr. Short Term memory skit from
SNL. Do you have it? Let me know. Thanks so much!
Cara Bates
firstly, i'd like to say your site is AWESOME ::in chris farley voice:: but
i was looking for the skit that myers did about the super-hyper kid who had
to stay in a harness, and he was talking to the sweet little girl. if there's
anyway you know where i could get it, or if there's any way you could get it,
i would GREATLY appreciate it. if not, my time on your site was not wasted,
its absolutely wonderful.
thanks again, jessica
I'm looking for Emily Litella transcripts -- I can't remember much about
these sketches except the openings: What's all this about domestic violins?
and What's all this about endangered feces?
Can you help me?
E
if you could...i'd like to see the transcript of when kelsey grammar was
hosting the show...and they were in a lumberjack contest...and the
contestants were fighting about whose side Jesus Christ was on. thanks for
seeing if anyone has or knows anything about that skit. It was absolutely
hilarious.
Keep me informed.
Your site is tha bomb!
J. Brett Dotson
I have been told Michael Flatley was on SNL some years ago. Do you have
video or transcript? Chris Farley is famous for his LORD OF THE DANCE skit.
The tap dancing with the leather pants and the head band. Michael Flatley
is THE LORD OF THE DANCE. He also was in Riverdance.
Thank you for your help.
Elizabeth
ejflakes@metrolink.net
hey what's up. i need to know if you can transcript phillip the hyper hypo,
herlihy housesitting service, and the overprotective lifeguard sketches for
me. thanks.
Jonathan Allen
First off your site is great! Second off, I have a few requests to make. The
first one is "Night of the Moonies"; the rest are from the Tom Hanks and Tom
Petty episode from 1996:
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
Hey Remember The Eighties?
Weekend Update With Norm Mcdonald
Mr. Peepers
The Donner Party
This is my favorite episode and I don't have it on tape! Please help me out!
Sincerely,
Willie
I'm a big fan, mostly of Kevin N., and there's one sketch that I really enjoyed, but I don't
know where to find it. It's the one where he's talking about travelling, and how the road you
want to take "isn't on this map." He takes the map that he has, and tears the corners off of
it to make it look like Hawaii, and then, in the end he's talking about a fat lady using the
veins on her leg as a map to give someone directions, and she says "It's not on this leg."
Do you know the one I mean? If you have it, can you post it (if you haven't already) and if
you don't could you tell me where I could find it.
Loved your site, by the way. Thanks a lot.
Mike Allison
Can you please post all the "Simma Down Nah" sketches? I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.
Hanh-Nhi Ngo
Patrick,
You must be the SNL expert of the world. You probably know as much
about this show as Lorne Michaels.
Lou
Please send me a transcription of 91r Stand-Up & Win by Jerry Seinfeld.
And by the way, GREAT SITE!
Thanks
Tyler
Patrick,
Hi I am looking for any thing related to Buckwheat. Anywhere I could
find transcripts with him in it. Any clips of him. I have the clip and
transcript of Buckwheat sings but that is it. I thought you might be
able to help me out.
Thank you so much. It was just what I needed. Perfect. You are the man.
Thanks a lot,
Erik
hi patrick,
great SNL reference site!
would you know if there's a realvideo/mediaplayer clip of The Love Toilet online
anywhere? (tried the official SNL site, but they didn't have it).
cu,
maerith
Patrick,
I'd like the following transcripts from Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer:
95p PHH / Gin Blossoms - Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer- Cirroc defends a
tobacco company executive
91o John Goodman / Garth Brooks - Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer- Cirroc
feigns naivete in front of City Council
91g Macaulay Culkin / Tin Machine - Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer- Cirroc
(PHH) pretends to be unsophisticated
I've been wanting to get these for some time now. THANKS!!!!!!
Dan Williams
I am trying to obtain an episode of SNL which featured John Goodman in a skit
as a pharmacist. In the skit, a female customer that appears to be a "junkie"
is talking to Goodman about getting prescriptions. Can you assist me in
getting a copy of that episode. Also, I knew a Pat Lonergan in Tampa,
Fl. years ago, is that you? Thanks.....
Wayne Robinson
i have been trying to find the sketch with those canadian brothers...do you
have any idea the name of them and where i could locate a live sketch.
Laura A. Neely
hi.
i am a SNL fan from Turkey. SNL is also popular here just like most tv shows.
but even though i can find some episodes of other shows on internet i dont
know any place to downoad full SNL episodes. i am sure there are a lot of
ftps. please could ya give me some? or maybe a forum, board that people gives
out this kinda things.
thank you.
take care
Baris Konuklar
Hello. Just wondering do you have the SNL sketch, "The Delicious Dish"?
I have been looking for it and it seems you do have quite a collection.
Appreicate it! Thanks.
Rickey R. Whitby
Dear Sir:
I am an avid SNL watcher and the skit I love the most; you don't have! It is
the Matt Foley Santa! It was aired in the '93 season during christmas time.
Could you please transcript that for me? Your cooperation will be deeply
appreciated.
Sincerely,
Matthew Wood
PS- do you run the RealVideo page also?
I just saw The Truth About Marriage sketch from the 12/5/98 episode with
Vince Vaughn. My wife and I recently separated, and that was the hardest
I've laughed since she moved out. Any chance you could post the transcript?
Tim McCune
Software Architect, ChannelPoint
Hi There,
We have a few questions for you and a few requests to make. We're wondering
about how long it usually takes to post requested transcripts. Also, do you
know who writes specific scripts or is it a group effort of all the writers
on most of them? We are also requesting several, sorry about that.
Mr. Short-term Memory (88a & 89m)
Coffee Talk (91c, 91n, 92n, 92s, 93t)
Thank you very much. Your efforts are appreciated.
Jes and Mike
Hi,
I see you have quite the list of SNL sketches! I don't suppose you have
an audio recording of the one "Food, Sex, or Cars?!" from 96q do you?
I've been looking for that for years!
Brad Nicpon
Hi
just browsing your site, do you have the transcript for 96j, my most
favourite show!!
do you know if there are any video clips off the Star Wars screen
tests for me to download..
Thanks Emma
Hello Sir,
I was wondering if you by any chance have video clips of Bill Brasky skits. My
buddies and I think those skits are just about the funniest things we have ever
seen. Just let me know and if possible where to download.
Thanks, Alan Bird
From your master list
95k Bill Brasky
98i Bill Brasky
and any others done
I am a HUGE brasky fan
please transcript them ;)
Jayson Saumer
i specifically request that you transcribe as many ladies' man skits as
you can.
yeah, alright.
thanks.
Fritz Hahn
Nightlife Editor
washingtonpost.com
i dont see it on your master list but maybe you could find it for me. The sketch i am looking for aired on 2/12/00, hosted by julianna margulies. It is the sketch where someone brings the person they are dating (i cant remember if it is a girl or guy), home for dinner and will ferral the father chew food for his son and spits it in his mouth.
Thus disgusting the person who was brought for dinner. if you could find it, that would be great! thank you
Donna Knight
Hi. I'm looking for all the Celebrity Jeopardy skits I can find. I don't see any on your site, so I'm writing to request them, like it said to. Thanks a lot. Bye
Jay
Hello I would greatly appriciate it if you would give me the
transcripts for the "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" Sketches in episodes
91g and 95p. Need them ASAP if possible. thanks a lot
Adam Thenhaus
dear sir, i am a student in a drama class. we are trying to do the
rock and ladies man sketch but i cant find it at all. I'm looking all
over, and its nowhere to be found. If you can please send it to me
that'd be great. Sir, this means alot to me if or if not you can send
it. Have a great day.!!
Ron & Vanessa
Hi,
I have been searching for the "baby Naming episode which appears on
your index.
My wife and I just had a new baby, and when we were going through the
naming process, I re-told the baby naming skit to her a hundred
times--but I could never capture the true wit of the episode. I
searched and searched the Internet for months, and FINALLY, found your
site.
Gary Green
Hi, My name is Gary,
Just saw your web page and you may be able to help me.
I watched a saturday night live sketch once and i think it was the show
with laura leighton. There was a sketch where they were all sitting at
a dinner table and there was this thing alled abrupt eruption. And the
guy just threw the table and swore.
I looked at your list and i think it might be that thing called Home
For The Holidays in episode 95f. I was wondering if it was in this
episode as i would really love to get a hold of this sketch. I laughed
my arse off at it. Its become legendary since ive told my mates about
it and they havent seen the actual sketch.
I dont know if there is any way you could help but your the closest
ive come to finding it. When you say youd gladly transcribe any skitch
does that mean put in into mpg video or something.
Any thing would be helpful. Even if you could check that episode and
tell me if i have the right episode for that skitch.
THANKYOU MUCHLY
Gary Lupano
Hello Pat:
During the olympics I remembered an old skit with Harry shearer and
Martin short where they did a 10-15 minute skit about synchronized
swimming. Is it currently available on any of the saturday night live
videos that you can rent? The 25 anniversary edition had a short 15-30
second clip of it but I want the entire thing. What would you suggest? I'd appreciate any suggestions you might have. Thanks, Dave
Hello Sir,
Good morning/afternoon/evening, I am sending this to you in an attempt
to request all the "Mr. Short-Term-Memory" transcripts you have on
file. It would be a great help to me.
Thank You
Super B
Hi, I'd be v. interested in a transcript--or better still video--of
last SNL's (10/8) Pres debate. Any chance of my getting one soon?
Amy Gutmann
Could you Please put up the transcript for Rita Deveccio? I'm doing a
Humourous Interp. of that but I need the words. The sooner the better
thank you.
Hey! Thank you so much for the transcript! It means a lot to me that
you took the time to write it out for me. My drama Skit is going to
rule. Feel free to email me!
Juli
hey :) i was just wondering if you taped sat, october 7th's ep of
saturday night live...in particular, the opening sketch, the
presidential debate?? Thanks :)
Carrie
Hello Patrick,
Last night's SNL was hosted by Kate Hudson and the musical guest was
Radiohead. There was a sketch near the end involving Tracey Morgan. He
was a homeless man, who brought Kate Hudson into the sewer and sang a
hilarious song with her. If you could get me a transcript of this
sketch, it would be greatly appreciated (mainly the song... it's
freaking HILARIOUS).
Adam
MY NAMES REBECCA AND I LOVE YOUR PAGE. ESPECIALLY THE CLASSIC YEARS. I
WOULD LOVE IT IF U COULD PUT IN SOME NEW TRANSCRIPTS FROM 1975 - 1980.
ESPECIALLY - LACK OF GILDA
-NERDS SAY GOODBYE TO THE NORGE.
IWAS ALSO WONDERING IF U HAVE THE TRANSCRIPT OR LYRICS FROM WHICH
SHELLEY DUVALL HOSTED AND JANE,GILDA AND LARRAINE HOSTED AND SANG
VIDEO VIXENS. THANKS
You have Walken in The Continental!
Could you please transcribe this, I want to use it for an English paper
if possible where I can compare Walken's character to Absolon from
Chaucer's Miller's Tale in Cantebury Tales. That'd be great if you c
ould help!!! I'm going to keep looking around your site and if I can't
find it I guess I'll have to wait for next Fri. or something, but if
you help out at all, pleeeease e-mail me.
Thanks so much; cool site; peace,
Dante
hey, I really love your site!
could you please put up the delicious dish transcript from the Dana Carvey/ Wallflowers episode? that was a really great one, I didn't think they were doing it anymore. there's nothing comical about my religious beliefs!
~molly, a loyal visitor
Pat,
Great site. My wife and I are going as Hans and Franz for Halloween and we need all of the Hans and Frans transcripts you have. I would really appreciate it.
Sincerely,
Jay
I am looking for any Wild and Crazy Guys stuff you might have. My friend and I are going out this Saturday night for Halloween as these two and we want to get into characters for the parts.
David Lyon
I'm looking for a transcript of the skit "Who's More Grizzled?", all I know is Garth Brooks hosted and I think it was in 1997.
I couldn't find it on your site, but I was hoping you could direct me to a site that might have it?
Thanks!
john
Hi Patrick!
Greetings from Canada.
First, might I say great work on the site; it's a testament of your devotion and hard work.
Second, you being the oracle of all things SNL... I would ask a question, if you please:
There was a skit this year (I thought it was the Christopher Walken episode but I think I am mistaken), in which Willem Dafoe appeared. The premise of the skit was that you could get songs implanted in your head such that they would generate a certain mood. It has been driving me crazy that I can't find any info on it.
If you could tell me
a) what episode it appeared on,
b) what it was called, and/or
c) what song was playing in Willem Dafoe's head (Everybody's Working for the Weekend???? or some other 80's-ish song),
I would be in your debt for life.
Thanks in advance,
Colin Massicotte
i just want to say i love you site!!!
and also i have a request for a few wayne's world transcripts, and also more from the dana carvey, chris farley ("VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER" if you have it) david spade, mike myers and adam sandler era (90-92), thanks
SNL FAN
hey Patrick,
I guess ur as much of an SNL fanatic as I am because I'm also building an SNL video collection from
1986-1995. I recorded most of the episodes from Comedy Central, but you probably know that Comedy Central doesn't show the entire episode. Luckily, during this summer, NBC was airing classic from the 92-93 season at late nite. But I think that you have much more episodes than me. However, I still have 14 cassettes filled with great episodes!
so you like the 70's SNL. Now I know that original cast should gain more credit for beginning the show, but you'll have to admit, The Phil Hartman-G.E. Smith era was far more creative and funnier than the original cast. It was all due to Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey, and Kevin Nealon that the show survived.
I was wondering if you could please find the adam sandler skit where he is the halloween costume expert. I know he did it on weekend update with kevin nealon if that helps at all. Thank you,
Jon England
hi,
I'm hoping that you can help me. I'm looking for a skit that Bill Murray did on SNL I'm guessing sometime in the late 80's or very early 90's call "That White Guy"....If there is anyway you can get in touch with me with any info on this skit (ie which season is aired in, who hosted the show, how I could get a copy of it...etc) I would greatly appreciate it!
Thanks for your time
Sincerely,
Kate
Please get the sketch with John Lovitz and Kevin Nealon where
they are trying to pick up girls on the street and are unsuccessful.
Thank you.
Mark Quinlan
I remember a skit with Tina Turner and Martin Short (as Ed Grimley) that I almost died I laughed so hard. Does this ring a bell with you?
Thanks a gazillion!
Barb Jones
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