Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 2
81b: Susan St. James / The Kinks
Buh-Weet Sings
Buckwheat…..Eddie Murphy
[ a montage of “Little Rascals” stills are displayed ]
[ dissolve to grown-up Buckwheat smiling at the camera ]
Buckwheat: Boy, id bin a nong time since dem days. Hi, I’m Buh-weet,amembuh me? And I have compiled for you and your nistening pleasure, dumub my mavorite tongs. Id’s all ite here in dis uhn pectacular opper:”Buh-weet Sings”. Take a wisten:
[ SUPER: “Fee Tines A Mady” ]
[ singing ]
“Munce. Tice. Fee Tines A Mady.”
Announcer: Yes, they’re all here..
[ SUPER: “Wookin’ Pa Nub” ]
Buckwheat: [ singing ]
“Wookin’ Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ‘ Pa Nub.”
Announcer: Once Buh-weet sings a song, it’s eternally his.
[ SUPER: “?????” ]
Buckwheat: [ singing unintelligably ]
“..Menny Dabid Ibe..”
Yes.. Buh-weet. The man who sold more records that Elvis or the Beatles – in Kenya.
[ SUPER: “Una Panoonah Banka” ]
Buckwheat: [ singing ]
“Una Panoonah Banka-a-a-a-a!!”
And if you order now, you’ll get Buh-weet’s tribute to Alfalfa.
[ SUPER: “Barbah Ob Dabil” ]
Buckwheat: [ singing ]
“I’m da Barbah ob Dabil. Bigaro! Bigaro!” [ smiles ]
Order today. Send $49.95 for the full volume to:
Buh-Weet
Bah Firty Fee
New Nork, New Nork
Buckwheat: Take it fum “Ow Gang”: yo gang will nub it. Buy mywecord! O-tay!


