Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 26: Episode 3
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
October 21st, 2000
Dana Carvey
The Wallflowers
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Baha Men
Adam McKay
Robert De Niro
Third Presidential DebateSummary: In their first debate monitored by Jim Lehrer (Chris Parnell), Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) and George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) take questions at a town hall forum.
Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Al Gore, Jim Lehrer, George Bush.
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Montage
Dana Carvey’s MonologueSummary: Dana Carvey does impressions of current political figures in the news.
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Magic MouthSummary: Dr. Richard Ludwin (Will Ferrell) promotes the product masks your farts with electronic dialogue.
Delicious DishSummary: Disgruntled teacher Gordon Hoover (Dana Carvey) tells Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) and Margaret Jo McCullin (Ana Gasteyer) about his neighborhood Halloween funhouse.
Recurring Characters: Teri Rialto, Margaret Jo McCullin.
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Church ChatSummary: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) taunts Hillary Clinton (Ana Gasteyer), Anne Heche (Chris Kattan) and Eminem (Chris Parnell).
Recurring Characters: Church Lady, Hillary Clinton, Anne Heche, Eminem.
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Father & Son Go HuntingSummary: While hunting together in the woods, George Bush (Dana Carvey) tries to teach George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) a new life lesson.
Recurring Characters: George Bush, George W. Bush.
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Baha Men perform “Who Let the Dogs Out”
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Anna Nicole Smith (Molly Shannon) discusses her golddigging university. In a filmed report, Adam McKay takes to the night streets to find the average citizen’s view on the election. Robert De Niro disagrees with Jimmy Fallon’s “Meet The Parents” review from last week’s broadcast.
Recurring Characters: Anna Nicole Smith.
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The Wallflowers perform “Sleepwalker”Also Performed: 96e.
2000 VH-1 Vogue Fashion AwardsRecurring Characters: Cuba Gooding, Jr., Samuel L. Jackson.
Ching ChangSummary: Ching Chang (Dana Carvey) dreams of putting his house pet chickens in a Broadway musical.
Recurring Characters: Ching Chang.
The Wallflowers perform “Hand Me Down”
Goodnights
