SNL Transcripts: Charlize Theron: 11/04/00


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 26: Episode 4

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


November 4th, 2000

Charlize Theron

Paul Simon


Hugh Fink
A Glimpse of Our Possible Future ISummary: In the near future, a hapless President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) has managed to set the Great Lakes on fire.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.



Charlize Theron’s MonologueSummary: Tracy Morgan is thrilled that Charlize Theron was born in Africa.


Total Request LiveSummary: An interview with Britannica (), Jeanette () and (), the members of girl group Gemini’s Twin.

Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.

A Glimpse of Our Possible Future IISummary: In the near future, President Al Gore quizzes the nation on a regular basis..

Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Bill Clinton.


Blair Witch TourRecurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss.

TV Funhouse

Marilyn MonroeSummary: A jealous Joe DiMaggio (Jimmy Fallon) doesn’t want anyone staring at wife Marilyn Monroe (Charlize Theron) during the filming of “The Seven Year Itch.”

Paul Simon performs “Hurricane Eye”

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Rachel Dratch proposes marriage to Jimmy Fallon. SNL writer Hugh Fink talks about Joe Lieberman as a Jew.

Bedtime StoriesSummary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) stars on the Cinemax adult program.

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

A Glimpse of Our Possible Future IIISummary: In the near future, Ralph Nader’s term as president is a sign that pigs can fly and Hell has frozen over.


DeMarco BrothersSummary: Paul Simon endures an overinterpreted demonstration of his songs by DeMarco Brothers Kyle (Chris Kattan) and Sean (Chris Parnell).

Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.

The Coconut Bangers BallSummary: Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) promotes his new rap album.

Recurring Characters: Robert Goulet.


Paul Simon performs “Old”

Buena Vista Social ClubSummary: The horny members of the Buena Vista Social Club (Jerry Minor, Horatio Sanz) try to dance erotically with a hot blondie (Charlize Theron).



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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