SNL Transcripts: Charlize Theron: 11/04/00



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 26: Episode 4


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November 4th, 2000

Charlize Theron

Paul Simon

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Hugh Fink
A Glimpse of Our Possible Future ISummary: In the near future, a hapless President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) has managed to set the Great Lakes on fire.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

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Montage

Charlize Theron’s MonologueSummary: Tracy Morgan is thrilled that Charlize Theron was born in Africa.

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Total Request LiveSummary: An interview with Britannica (), Jeanette () and (), the members of girl group Gemini’s Twin.

Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.

A Glimpse of Our Possible Future IISummary: In the near future, President Al Gore quizzes the nation on a regular basis..

Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Bill Clinton.

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Blair Witch TourRecurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss.

TV Funhouse

Marilyn MonroeSummary: A jealous Joe DiMaggio (Jimmy Fallon) doesn’t want anyone staring at wife Marilyn Monroe (Charlize Theron) during the filming of “The Seven Year Itch.”

Paul Simon performs “Hurricane Eye”

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Rachel Dratch proposes marriage to Jimmy Fallon. SNL writer Hugh Fink talks about Joe Lieberman as a Jew.

Bedtime StoriesSummary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) stars on the Cinemax adult program.

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

A Glimpse of Our Possible Future IIISummary: In the near future, Ralph Nader’s term as president is a sign that pigs can fly and Hell has frozen over.

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DeMarco BrothersSummary: Paul Simon endures an overinterpreted demonstration of his songs by DeMarco Brothers Kyle (Chris Kattan) and Sean (Chris Parnell).

Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.

The Coconut Bangers BallSummary: Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) promotes his new rap album.

Recurring Characters: Robert Goulet.

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Paul Simon performs “Old”

Buena Vista Social ClubSummary: The horny members of the Buena Vista Social Club (Jerry Minor, Horatio Sanz) try to dance erotically with a hot blondie (Charlize Theron).

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Goodnights

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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