SNL Transcripts: Charlize Theron: 11/04/00: A Glimpse Of Our Possible Future II


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  Season 26: Episode 4

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A Glimpse Of Our Possible Future II

President Al Gore…..Darrell Hammond
Former President Bill Clinton…..Darrell Hammond

[ open on Scenario II ]

Announcer: And now a Message From the President of the United States:Al Gore.

[ open on the Oval Office – super computers behind the desk ]

President Al Gore: Good evening, America. Tonight I have some important issuesto briefly discuss, which is why I’ve secured this four-and-a-halfhour of primetime – you know, as I do every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, andSuperbowl. Now, I want to pick up where I left off last time, with ourEconomics textbooks, page 326. Y’all are gonna need to get your homeworkout. You know, I was really disappointed in some of your performances onlast week’s pop quiz. Idaho, I’m looking in your direction.. Today, we’regonna focus on.. [ a big belly walks in front of the desk ] ..we’re gonna..we need to tend.. [ annoyed at the distraction ] Come on! Will you get outof here!

Former President Bill Clinton: Ooh, sorry, Teech! Are you on?

President Al Gore: Yes, I’m on!

Former President Bill Clinton: Let me guess.. Internet, blah blah..lock-box, blah blah.. I’m just kiddin’ ya! [ laughs ] Oh, by the way..[crushes beer can ] ..we’re out of beer!

President Al Gore: You said you’d be here for two weeks, you’ve beencrashing on this couch for two years! I swear —

Announcer: This has been a Message from President Al Gore.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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