SNL Transcripts: Charlize Theron: 11/04/00: A Glimpse Of Our Possible Future III


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  Season 26: Episode 4

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00d: Charlize Theron / Paul Simon

A Glimpse Of Our Possible Future III

President Ralph Nader…..Jimmy Fallon
Devil…..Chris Parnell

[ open on Scenario III ]

Announcer: And now a Message From the President of the United States: Ralph Nader.

[ open on the Oval Office ]

President Ralph Nader: [ eye twitching ] Good evening, my fellow Americans. My great pleasure to address you at this time about unparalleled national stability and prosperity. My promise to dissolve a corporate political structure has resulted in great opportunities for all.

[ flying pigs suddenly pass over Ralph’s desk ]

Citizen groups, individual thinkers, have generated a tremendous capitol of ideas, information, and solutions tothe point of unprecedented surplus.

[ a pair of shivering devils stand next to Ralph’s desk ]

Our infrastructure has been rebuilt, the number of children in poverty has decreased, and we have a nation under an unshapely stable leadership, moving boldly to the future. Thank you all, and good night.

Devil: Hey, Ralph!

President Ralph Nader: Hello Devil.

Announcer: This has been a Message from President Ralph Nader.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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