Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 26: Episode 4
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00d: Charlize Theron / Paul Simon
A Glimpse Of Our Possible Future III
President Ralph Nader…..Jimmy Fallon
Devil…..Chris Parnell
[ open on Scenario III ]
Announcer: And now a Message From the President of the United States: Ralph Nader.
[ open on the Oval Office ]
President Ralph Nader: [ eye twitching ] Good evening, my fellow Americans. My great pleasure to address you at this time about unparalleled national stability and prosperity. My promise to dissolve a corporate political structure has resulted in great opportunities for all.
[ flying pigs suddenly pass over Ralph’s desk ]
Citizen groups, individual thinkers, have generated a tremendous capitol of ideas, information, and solutions tothe point of unprecedented surplus.
[ a pair of shivering devils stand next to Ralph’s desk ]
Our infrastructure has been rebuilt, the number of children in poverty has decreased, and we have a nation under an unshapely stable leadership, moving boldly to the future. Thank you all, and good night.
Devil: Hey, Ralph!
President Ralph Nader: Hello Devil.
Announcer: This has been a Message from President Ralph Nader.
