SNL Transcripts: Calista Flockhart: 11/11/00

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November 11th, 2000

Calista Flockhart

Ricky Martin

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Ricky Martin, “She Bangs”

The Presidential Couple

George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) & Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) share the presidency.

Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Al Gore.

Calista Flockhart’s Monologue

Flockhart tackles issues with Ally McBeal (Rachel Dratch).

Cracklin’ Oat Flakes

Now laced with ecstasy!

The Culps

Marty & Bobbie perform a political medley at a Democratic rally.

Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy

Nick (Jimmy Fallon) receives first kiss from fellow techie Rhonda (Flockhart).

Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.

A Message From the Vice-President of the United States

Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) opposes Electoral Vote because he won the Popular Vote.

Ricky Martin performs “She Bangs”

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond talks about the electon mishaps.

Janet Reno (Will Ferrell) declares martial law.

Chris Kattan gives a terrible re-enactment of the Queen Mother’s injury.

“Charlie’s Angels” (Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Flockhart) fawn for Jimmy Fallon.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Janet Reno.

The Crocodile Hunter

Steve Irwin (Chris Kattan) endures more grotesque animal bites.

Ricky Martin performs “Loaded”

Barflies

Barflies (Flockhart, Rachel Dratch) make unflattering commentary about patrons.

Dan Rather

Rather (Darrell Hammond) adapts election slang for NBA game reports.

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