SNL Transcripts: Calista Flockhart: 11/11/00


Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

November 11th, 2000

Calista Flockhart

Ricky Martin


Ricky Martin, “She Bangs”

  • The Presidential Couple

    George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) & Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) share the presidency.

    Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Al Gore.

  • Calista Flockhart’s Monologue

    Flockhart tackles issues with Ally McBeal (Rachel Dratch).

  • Cracklin’ Oat Flakes

    Now laced with ecstasy!

  • The Culps

    Marty & Bobbie perform a political medley at a Democratic rally.

    Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

  • Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy

    Nick (Jimmy Fallon) receives first kiss from fellow techie Rhonda (Flockhart).

    Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.

  • A Message From the Vice-President of the United States

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) opposes Electoral Vote because he won the Popular Vote.

  • Ricky Martin performs “She Bangs”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond talks about the electon mishaps.

    Janet Reno (Will Ferrell) declares martial law.

    Chris Kattan gives a terrible re-enactment of the Queen Mother’s injury.

    “Charlie’s Angels” (Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Flockhart) fawn for Jimmy Fallon.

    Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Janet Reno.

  • The Crocodile Hunter

    Steve Irwin (Chris Kattan) endures more grotesque animal bites.

  • Ricky Martin performs “Loaded”

  • Barflies

    Barflies (Flockhart, Rachel Dratch) make unflattering commentary about patrons.

  • Dan Rather

    Rather (Darrell Hammond) adapts election slang for NBA game reports.

    SNL Transcripts

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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