SNL Transcripts: Calista Flockhart: 11/11/00


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November 11th, 2000

Calista Flockhart

Ricky Martin

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Ricky Martin, “She Bangs”

  • The Presidential Couple

    George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) & Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) share the presidency.

    Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Al Gore.

  • Calista Flockhart’s Monologue

    Flockhart tackles issues with Ally McBeal (Rachel Dratch).

  • Cracklin’ Oat Flakes

    Now laced with ecstasy!

  • The Culps

    Marty & Bobbie perform a political medley at a Democratic rally.

    Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

  • Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy

    Nick (Jimmy Fallon) receives first kiss from fellow techie Rhonda (Flockhart).

    Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.

  • A Message From the Vice-President of the United States

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) opposes Electoral Vote because he won the Popular Vote.

  • Ricky Martin performs “She Bangs”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond talks about the electon mishaps.

    Janet Reno (Will Ferrell) declares martial law.

    Chris Kattan gives a terrible re-enactment of the Queen Mother’s injury.

    “Charlie’s Angels” (Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Flockhart) fawn for Jimmy Fallon.

    Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Janet Reno.

  • The Crocodile Hunter

    Steve Irwin (Chris Kattan) endures more grotesque animal bites.

  • Ricky Martin performs “Loaded”

  • Barflies

    Barflies (Flockhart, Rachel Dratch) make unflattering commentary about patrons.

  • Dan Rather

    Rather (Darrell Hammond) adapts election slang for NBA game reports.

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