Cracklin’ Oat Flakes

Cracklin’ Oat Flakes

Cereal Lover…..Will Ferrell
Wife…..Ana Gasteyer
Boss…..Chris Parnell

[ open on sunny morning ] [ show Cereal Lover showering, getting dressed, starting his day ]

Jingle: “Waking up, starting fresh.
Feeling your best is the only way.”

Cereal Lover: [ enters kitchen ] Good morning, dear.

Wife: Good morning.

Cereal Lover: Honey? We’re all out of Cracklin’ Oat Flakes.

Wife: How about new Cracklin’ Oat Flakes? Now with Ecstasy.

Cereal Lover: Oo-ooh! [ pours bowl, eat, begins to trip out to rave music ]

Rave Jingle: “Can you feel my love?
It’s inside you.
Take me home, I’m your synthetic lover
And your mind will be ravin’.
I also contain 16 essential vitamins and riboflavin.”

Announcer: Cracklin’ Oat Flakes. Pounding at your heart with the fist of God.

Voiceover: Warning: Cracklin’ Oat Flakes may cause damage to your spinal fluid.

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