Cracklin’ Oat Flakes
Cereal Lover…..Will Ferrell
[ open on sunny morning ] [ show Cereal Lover showering, getting dressed, starting his day ]
Jingle: “Waking up, starting fresh.
Feeling your best is the only way.”
Cereal Lover: [ enters kitchen ] Good morning, dear.
Wife: Good morning.
Cereal Lover: Honey? We’re all out of Cracklin’ Oat Flakes.
Wife: How about new Cracklin’ Oat Flakes? Now with Ecstasy.
Cereal Lover: Oo-ooh! [ pours bowl, eat, begins to trip out to rave music ]
Rave Jingle: “Can you feel my love?
It’s inside you.
Take me home, I’m your synthetic lover
And your mind will be ravin’.
I also contain 16 essential vitamins and riboflavin.”
Announcer: Cracklin’ Oat Flakes. Pounding at your heart with the fist of God.
Voiceover: Warning: Cracklin’ Oat Flakes may cause damage to your spinal fluid.