SNL Transcripts: Tom Green: 11/18/00


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November 18th, 2000

Tom Green

David Gray

Drew Barrymore

Tom’s parents

David Gray, “Babylon”

  • A Message from George W. Bush and Al Gore

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) interrupts George W. Bush’s (Will Ferrell) speech.

    Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush.

  • Tom Green’s Monologue

    Drew Barrymore promises to marry Green at the end of the show.

  • Magic Mouth

    (Repeat) See: 10/21/00.

  • Bald Eagles

    Eagle cub (Green) strays from its mother (Will Ferrell) in studio audience.

  • Rap Street

    Good-boy rapper (Green) wins approval of old-school rappers.

    Recurring Characters: Grand Master Rap, Kid Shazaam.

  • Lorne & Tom In A Tub

    Green tries to amuse Lorne Michaels while inside a tub.

  • Hardball

    Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) makes fun of Katherine Harris (Ana Gasteyer).

    Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Katherine Harris.

  • Dog Show

    Wizard’s (Green) squealing pig ruins sanctimony of show.

    Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

  • TV Funhouse

    “Sex In The Country” shows barn animals having sex.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Jeannie Darcy (Molly Shannon) performs stand-up.

    Gwyneth Paltrow reveals she’s living with Jimmy Fallon.

    Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy.

  • David Gray performs “Babylon”

  • Oprah

    Dr. Phil (Will Ferrell) fixes marital problems on Oprah’s (Maya Rudolph) show.

  • VH-1 Storytellers

    Air Supply’s Thanksgiving song erupts into a homosexual kiss.

  • Rock Around The Clock

    Green and Will Ferrell destroy a grandfather clock onstage.

  • Goodnights

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