SNL Transcripts: Tom Green: 11/18/00


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November 18th, 2000

Tom Green

David Gray

Drew Barrymore

Tom’s parents

David Gray, “Babylon”

  • A Message from George W. Bush and Al Gore

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) interrupts George W. Bush’s (Will Ferrell) speech.

    Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush.

  • Tom Green’s Monologue

    Drew Barrymore promises to marry Green at the end of the show.

  • Magic Mouth

    (Repeat) See: 10/21/00.

  • Bald Eagles

    Eagle cub (Green) strays from its mother (Will Ferrell) in studio audience.

  • Rap Street

    Good-boy rapper (Green) wins approval of old-school rappers.

    Recurring Characters: Grand Master Rap, Kid Shazaam.

  • Lorne & Tom In A Tub

    Green tries to amuse Lorne Michaels while inside a tub.

  • Hardball

    Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) makes fun of Katherine Harris (Ana Gasteyer).

    Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Katherine Harris.

  • Dog Show

    Wizard’s (Green) squealing pig ruins sanctimony of show.

    Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

  • TV Funhouse

    “Sex In The Country” shows barn animals having sex.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Jeannie Darcy (Molly Shannon) performs stand-up.

    Gwyneth Paltrow reveals she’s living with Jimmy Fallon.

    Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy.

  • David Gray performs “Babylon”

  • Oprah

    Dr. Phil (Will Ferrell) fixes marital problems on Oprah’s (Maya Rudolph) show.

  • VH-1 Storytellers

    Air Supply’s Thanksgiving song erupts into a homosexual kiss.

  • Rock Around The Clock

    Green and Will Ferrell destroy a grandfather clock onstage.

  • Goodnights

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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