SNL Transcripts: Tom Green: 11/18/00

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November 18th, 2000

Tom Green

David Gray

Drew Barrymore

Tom’s parents

David Gray, “Babylon”

A Message from George W. Bush and Al Gore

Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) interrupts George W. Bush’s (Will Ferrell) speech.

Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush.

Tom Green’s Monologue

Drew Barrymore promises to marry Green at the end of the show.

Magic Mouth

(Repeat) See: 10/21/00.

Bald Eagles

Eagle cub (Green) strays from its mother (Will Ferrell) in studio audience.

Rap Street

Good-boy rapper (Green) wins approval of old-school rappers.

Recurring Characters: Grand Master Rap, Kid Shazaam.

Lorne & Tom In A Tub

Green tries to amuse Lorne Michaels while inside a tub.

Hardball

Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) makes fun of Katherine Harris (Ana Gasteyer).

Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Katherine Harris.

Dog Show

Wizard’s (Green) squealing pig ruins sanctimony of show.

Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

TV Funhouse

“Sex In The Country” shows barn animals having sex.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Jeannie Darcy (Molly Shannon) performs stand-up.

Gwyneth Paltrow reveals she’s living with Jimmy Fallon.

Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy.

David Gray performs “Babylon”

Oprah

Dr. Phil (Will Ferrell) fixes marital problems on Oprah’s (Maya Rudolph) show.

VH-1 Storytellers

Air Supply’s Thanksgiving song erupts into a homosexual kiss.

Rock Around The Clock

Green and Will Ferrell destroy a grandfather clock onstage.

Goodnights

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