SNL Transcripts: Tom Green: 11/18/00: VH-1 Storytellers


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 26: Episode 6

00f: Tom Green / David Gray

VH-1 Storytellers

Russell Hitchcock…..Will Ferrell
Graham Russell…..Chris Kattan
Announcer…..Darrel Hammond

V/O: We now return to Air Supply on VH-1 Storytellers.

Russell Hitchcock: Hello. As we told you before when you didn’t recognize us, we are Air Supply.

Graham Russell: Yeah. I’ll go ahead and mention our massive hits again. “Lost in Love”, “All Out of Love”, “The One That You Love”. Ring any bells?

[They look around for an audience reaction and receive none]

Russell Hitchcock: Come on folks, it wouldn’t kill you to clap.

Graham Russell: It doesn’t take much energy, and it’s just good manners.

[Audience looks extremely bored and unimpressed]

Russell Hitchcock: All right. Back in the early ‘80’s we never imagined we would go on to be one of the biggest acts ever on the adult contemporary charts.

Graham Russell: Yeah. And we never imagined that we’d be dropped off the face of the Earth so abruptly. But we did.

Russell Hitchcock: We sure did. But now we’re back. In a big way.

[Audience still looks bored and unimpressed]

Graham Russell: So here’s a new song, from our new CD entitled “Holiday Love”. I think its pretty fitting for this time of year.

Together: [singing]“It’s Thanksgiving time, it’s such a great day now.
Turkey and bread, and plenty of stuffing.
It’s Thanksgiving time, it’s a time for Jell-O
You can watch some TV, maybe have some grape Kool-Aid.

Graham Russell: “I think I dig your style.”

Russell Hitchcock:
“I think I dig your style.

It’s Thanksgiving time, I love your new blazer
Your sleeves are pushed up, it looks pretty awesome.”

Graham Russell:
“Well, thank you, my friend. You’re so kind to say soYour eyes are so blue, I think that I like them.”

Russell Hitchcock:
“It’s Thanksgiving time, let’s go get a burger,Maybe some fries, and go take a car ride.”

Graham Russell:
“Go to a motel, drink a gallon of brandy
Hang out in robes, and see what develops.”

Together: Ooh.

Graham Russell: “I think I dig your style.”

Russell Hitchcock: “I think I dig your –“

[They look at each other lovingly, then begin to make out.]

V/O: Believe me, we will not be returning to VH-1 Storytellers!


Submitted by: Ana Carr

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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