Goodnights

00f: Tom Green / David Gray

Goodnights

…..Tom Green


(open on everybody in formal wear)

Tom Green: Ok. This is the end of the show, uh, where I get married. Here we go.

(SNL band starts playing Here Comes the Bride)

Thanks for sticking around. Come on out, Drew.

(Drew doesn’t appear)

So exciting.

(Ana and Molly appear as Drew’s bridesmaids but, Drew does not appear)

(Molly whispers something to Tom)

Tom Green: She’s coming, right? She’s coming? (shouting) Drew! Drew! Don’t go!

(cast and guest exit the stage)

Drew! Don’t go, guys! Drew, I love you!

(credits start to roll) I thought you loved me! Where are you? Where is she? Don’t go guys!

(stage crew start to dismantle the wedding set)

Tom: (to crew member) Don’t take the arch! She said she is coming! Don’t take the arch! (fights the crew for the arch) She’ll be here! Don’t take the arch! Drew, where are you? Where is she? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(fade)

Thanks to Anders Samuelson for this transcript!

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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