Lorne And Tom In A Tub

00f: Tom Green / David Gray

Lorne And Tom In A Tub

…..Lorne Michaels
…..Tom Green

(open on video of a girl running threw a meadow and two people sledding)

V/O: Boo Bee Boop. It’s time for Lorne and Tom In A Tub. Two buddies chatting, chatting up a storm. Boo Bee Boop.

(fade to Lorne and Tom sitting arcoss from another in a tub. Tom is holding two rubber ducks and is pretending they are talking to each other while Lorne listens intently)

Tom: Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Ducky ducky ducky ducky ducky ducky ducky ducky ducky. Duck ducky duck duck duck. Duck duck ducky duck duck duck. Duck duck duck, duck duck duck, duck ducky duck. Quack quack quack quak quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Lorne: (holding a juice box) That’s funny!

V/O: Boo Bee Boo. This has been Lorne and Tom in a tub. Boo Beep Boop.

(fade)

Thanks to Anders Samuelson for this transcript!

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