SNL Transcripts: Val Kilmer: 12/09/00


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December 9th, 2000

Val Kilmer

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U2, “Elevation”

  • A Message From the Vice-President of the United States

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) continues to gripe about losing the Electoral Vote.

    Recurring Characters: Al Gore.

  • Val Kilmer’s Monologue

    Clarence (Darrell Hammond) shows Kilmer effects of show if he didn’t host.

  • Wade Blasingame: Attorney-At-Law

    Blasingame (Will Ferrell) is in favor of suing dogs.

  • Behind The Music: Rock & Roll Heaven

    In Heaven, Jim Morrison (Kilmer) forms The Great Frog Society.

    Recurring Characters: Jesus.

  • Palm Beach

    Soap opera setting examines the vote confusion in Palm Beach, Florida.

    Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Al Gore, Katherine Harris.

  • Veronica & Co.

    Runway model Veronica (Molly Shannon) hosts talk show.

    Recurring Characters: Veronica.

  • U2 performs “Beautiful Day”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Jimmy Fallon says “I Have An Opinion” about voter confusion.

    Jesse Jackson (Darrell Hammond) & Al Sharpton (Jerry Minor) on voter confusion.

    Recurring Characters: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton.

  • Iceman: The Later Years

    Years later, Iceman (Kilmer) is still living in the past.

  • Seasons Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

    Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan perform Christmas ditty.

  • U2 performs “Elevation”

  • Margaret Healey

    Margaret (Molly Shannon) does strange voices for blind date (Kilmer).

    Recurring Characters: Margaret Healey.

  • Burt Bacharach

    Bacharach (Kilmer) raves about Tyson Brothers (Will Ferrell, Chris Parnell).

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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