Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”


Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

…..Horatio Sanz
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan


Don Pardo: Season’s greetings from all of us here at “Saturday Night Live”.

[ show Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan all dressed in red, as fake snow falls on them. Horatio is playing a lute, Jimmy is playing a keyboard with a built-in drum machine that Chris Kattan is holding, and Tracy Morgan is running in place beside them, as jingle bells play in the background. ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

[ Jimmy turns on keyboard ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

Jimmy Fallon: Two…

Horatio Sanz: One-

Jimmy Fallon: Two-

Horatio Sanz: Three-

Jimmy Fallon: Four!

[ they start playing ]

Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care what your momma says-“
Horatio and Jimmy: “Christmas time is nee-ear!
I don’t care what your daddy says-“

Horatio Sanz: “Christmas time is dee-ear!”
Horatio and Jimmy: “All I know is that Santa’s sleigh
Is making its way to the U. S. A.!

I don’t care what the mayor says-
Christmas is full of chee-eer!
I don’t care if you think it’s a lie-“

Horatio Sanz: “Christmas will be soon be hee-ere!
I don’t care about the C. I. A.-“

Horatio and Jimmy: “I don’t care what the calendars say!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!”

[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]

Thanks to Tony DuMontfor this transcript.

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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