Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”


Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

…..Horatio Sanz
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan


Don Pardo: Season’s greetings from all of us here at “Saturday Night Live”.

[ show Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan all dressed in red, as fake snow falls on them. Horatio is playing a lute, Jimmy is playing a keyboard with a built-in drum machine that Chris Kattan is holding, and Tracy Morgan is running in place beside them, as jingle bells play in the background. ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

[ Jimmy turns on keyboard ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

Jimmy Fallon: Two…

Horatio Sanz: One-

Jimmy Fallon: Two-

Horatio Sanz: Three-

Jimmy Fallon: Four!

[ they start playing ]

Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care what your momma says-“
Horatio and Jimmy: “Christmas time is nee-ear!
I don’t care what your daddy says-“

Horatio Sanz: “Christmas time is dee-ear!”
Horatio and Jimmy: “All I know is that Santa’s sleigh
Is making its way to the U. S. A.!

I don’t care what the mayor says-
Christmas is full of chee-eer!
I don’t care if you think it’s a lie-“

Horatio Sanz: “Christmas will be soon be hee-ere!
I don’t care about the C. I. A.-“

Horatio and Jimmy: “I don’t care what the calendars say!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!”

[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]

Thanks to Tony DuMontfor this transcript.

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