Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”


Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

…..Horatio Sanz
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan

Don Pardo: Season’s greetings from all of us here at “Saturday Night Live”.

[ show Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan all dressed in red, as fake snow falls on them. Horatio is playing a lute, Jimmy is playing a keyboard with a built-in drum machine that Chris Kattan is holding, and Tracy Morgan is running in place beside them, as jingle bells play in the background. ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

[ Jimmy turns on keyboard ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

Jimmy Fallon: Two…

Horatio Sanz: One-

Jimmy Fallon: Two-

Horatio Sanz: Three-

Jimmy Fallon: Four!

[ they start playing ]

Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care what your momma says-“
Horatio and Jimmy: “Christmas time is nee-ear!
I don’t care what your daddy says-“

Horatio Sanz: “Christmas time is dee-ear!”
Horatio and Jimmy: “All I know is that Santa’s sleigh
Is making its way to the U. S. A.!

I don’t care what the mayor says-
Christmas is full of chee-eer!
I don’t care if you think it’s a lie-“

Horatio Sanz: “Christmas will be soon be hee-ere!
I don’t care about the C. I. A.-“

Horatio and Jimmy: “I don’t care what the calendars say!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!”

[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]

Thanks to Tony DuMontfor this transcript.

SNL Transcripts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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