SNL Transcripts: Lucy Liu: 12/16/00

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December 16th, 2000

Lucy Liu



Jay-Z, “I Just Wanna Love U”

  • Chi-Chi’s

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) & George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) meet for lunch.

    Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush.

  • Lucy Liu’s Monologue

    Liu enjoyed a week full of Asian stereotypes from the crew.


    William Shatner (Darrell Hammond) affected by stock plunge.

  • Total Request Live

    Gemini’s Twin (Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer) show off new member (Lui).

    Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.

  • Celebrity Jeopardy

    Connery (Darrell Hammond), Catherine Zeta-Jones (Lui), Robin Williams (Jimmy Fallon).

    Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.

  • Pretty Living

    Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) shows off new girlfriend.

    Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.

  • Jarrett’s Room

    Jarrett (Jimmy Fallon) & Goby (Horatio Sanz) host live webcast from dorm room.

    Recurring Characters: Jarrett, Goby, Daniel.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    James Madison’s (Rachel Dratch) commentary is sidetracked by modern marvels.

    Baby New Year’s (Chris Kattan) diaper is changed.

    Jimmy Fallon sings pop-inspired songs about Christmas presents.

  • Jay-Z performs “I Just Wanna Love U”

  • Christmas Ornaments

    Angel (Molly Shannon) and others long to be put on the family Christmas tree.

  • Murder In The Make-Believe Ballroom

    Robert Goulet releases new rap album with Jay-Z.

  • Happy Holidays From “Weekend Update”

    Tina Fey & Jimmy Fallon’s holidays wishes are interrupted by street urchin.

  • Jay-Z performs “Is That Yo Bitch”

  • Seasons Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

    Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan re-perform Christmas ditty.

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