SNL Transcripts: Lucy Liu: 12/16/00


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Special Guests:
December 16th, 2000

Lucy Liu

Jay-Z

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Jay-Z, “I Just Wanna Love U”

  • Chi-Chi’s

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) & George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) meet for lunch.

    Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush.

  • Lucy Liu’s Monologue

    Liu enjoyed a week full of Asian stereotypes from the crew.

  • priceline.com

    William Shatner (Darrell Hammond) affected by stock plunge.

  • Total Request Live

    Gemini’s Twin (Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer) show off new member (Lui).

    Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.

  • Celebrity Jeopardy

    Connery (Darrell Hammond), Catherine Zeta-Jones (Lui), Robin Williams (Jimmy Fallon).

    Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.

  • Pretty Living

    Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) shows off new girlfriend.

    Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.

  • Jarrett’s Room

    Jarrett (Jimmy Fallon) & Goby (Horatio Sanz) host live webcast from dorm room.

    Recurring Characters: Jarrett, Goby, Daniel.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    James Madison’s (Rachel Dratch) commentary is sidetracked by modern marvels.

    Baby New Year’s (Chris Kattan) diaper is changed.

    Jimmy Fallon sings pop-inspired songs about Christmas presents.

  • Jay-Z performs “I Just Wanna Love U”

  • Christmas Ornaments

    Angel (Molly Shannon) and others long to be put on the family Christmas tree.

  • Murder In The Make-Believe Ballroom

    Robert Goulet releases new rap album with Jay-Z.

  • Happy Holidays From “Weekend Update”

    Tina Fey & Jimmy Fallon’s holidays wishes are interrupted by street urchin.

  • Jay-Z performs “Is That Yo Bitch”

  • Seasons Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

    Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan re-perform Christmas ditty.

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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