Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

Season’s Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

…..Horatio Sanz
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan

Horatio Sanz: Last week, we did a little holiday song up here, and it was lot of fun, so we asked if we could do it again, and they said, “Absolutely not.”

[ shows Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chis Kattan, and Tracy Morgan all dressed in green as fake snow falls on them. Horatio is playing a lute, Jimmy is playing a keyboard with a built-in drum machine that Chris Kattan is holding, and Tracy Morgan is running in place beside them, as jingle bells play in the background. ]

Horatio Sanz: Let’s do it anyway.

[ they start playing ]

I don’t care what the people say-
Christmas is really fu-un!
I don’t care what the neighbors say-
Christmas is number o-one!

I don’t care what everyone says-
Christmas is awesome and coo-ool!
I don’t care if you think it’s a lie-
Christmas and Santa ru-ule!”

Horatio and Jimmy: “I don’t care what time it is
I don’t care what day it is-“
Horatio Sanz: “I wish it was Christmas todaa-aay!”
Horatio and Jimmy: “I wish it was every daa-aay!”

[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]

Thanks to Tony DuMontfor this transcript.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020. View all posts by Don Roy King