January 13th, 2001
Nelly Furtado, “I’m Like A Bird”
Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) discusses his recent heart attack.
Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.
Sheen endures audience questions about following his dad’s TV footsteps.
New reality-TV programs: “Herpes Island”, “Temptation Trailer” and “The Cannibal”.
American Bachelor Chef (Sheen) offers competetion.
More non-sensical sports coverage, courtesy of ABC Sports.
Marty & Bobbie perform a civil rights medley at a Martin Luther King Day assembly.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.
Katherine Harris (Ana Gasteyer) delivers payback to her critics.
Jimmy Fallon reviews Clinton’s Farewell Tour.
Chris Kattan gives a terrible re-enactment of Prince Charles falling off his horse.
Marta Mercado (Maya Rudolph) discusses treatment from employer Linda Chavez.
Recurring Characters: Katherine Harris.
“As The World Turns” actress (Molly Shannon) overdoes her scene.
Woman (Maya Rudolph) gives birth to 37-year-old man (Will Ferrell).
Rude waiter (Chris Kattan) is son of T.G.I. Friday (Will Ferrell).
Sheen and Heidi Fleiss (Rachel Dratch) deliver adult version of “Who’s In First?”