SNL Transcripts: Charlie Sheen: 01/13/01


Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

January 13th, 2001

Charlie Sheen

Nelly Furtado


Nelly Furtado, “I’m Like A Bird”

  • A Message From the Vice-President Elect

    Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) discusses his recent heart attack.

    Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.

  • Charlie Sheen’s Monologue

    Sheen endures audience questions about following his dad’s TV footsteps.

  • Fox Promos

    New reality-TV programs: “Herpes Island”, “Temptation Trailer” and “The Cannibal”.

  • The Iron Chef

    American Bachelor Chef (Sheen) offers competetion.

  • Eric Dickerson’s NFL Pregame Special

    More non-sensical sports coverage, courtesy of ABC Sports.

  • The Culps

    Marty & Bobbie perform a civil rights medley at a Martin Luther King Day assembly.

    Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Katherine Harris (Ana Gasteyer) delivers payback to her critics.

    Jimmy Fallon reviews Clinton’s Farewell Tour.

    Chris Kattan gives a terrible re-enactment of Prince Charles falling off his horse.

    Marta Mercado (Maya Rudolph) discusses treatment from employer Linda Chavez.

    Recurring Characters: Katherine Harris.

  • Nelly Furtado performs “I’m Like A Bird”

  • Patsy Marsh

    “As The World Turns” actress (Molly Shannon) overdoes her scene.

  • Ted Brogan

    Woman (Maya Rudolph) gives birth to 37-year-old man (Will Ferrell).

  • T.G.I. Friday’s

    Rude waiter (Chris Kattan) is son of T.G.I. Friday (Will Ferrell).

  • “The Pervert”, Film by Adam McKay

  • Classic Vaudeville with Charles & Fleisy

    Sheen and Heidi Fleiss (Rachel Dratch) deliver adult version of “Who’s In First?”

    SNL Transcripts

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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