Wake Up Little Suzie
Suzies Father…..Will Ferrell
Carls Friend…..Jerry Minor
[Save The Last Dance video cover shown]
Announcer: From the makers of Save The Last Dance[b/w footage of a Suzie riding a horse, which fades to black]
Announcer: comes the story of a girl whose life will never be the same
Carl: You must be Suzie. My name is Carl.
Announcer: It was an unlikely friendship
Carl: Peek-a-boo! [giggles] You make me laugh, girl!
Announcer: that blossomed into love.
Carl: I love you, Suzie. I always will.
Announcer: And a father who didnt understand
Suzies Father: I forbid you to see my daughter.
Carl: I didnt plan on it, it just happened. This is the 21st century, Mr. Webber! She loves me!!
Suzies Father: She doesnt even know you. Shes in a coma.
Carl: Even if she wasnt in a coma, you wouldnt accept me!
Suzies Father: Well, well never know. Shes in a coma.
Carl: I think I see what this is. White girl, black guy, I get it.
Suzies Father: No, you dont. Again, shes in a coma.
Carl: That doesnt change the fact that I love her!
Suzies Father: It should! Shes never met you, cause shes in a coma!
Carl: Youre really hung up on this coma thing, pops.[Video cover art is shown, which parodies the Save The Last Dance cover]
Announcer: Wake Up Little Suzie. It was a forbidden love. Even his friends didnt get it.[cut to Carl in the hospital room with his friend]
Carls Friend: Man, you actin crazy with that white girl!
Carl: You dont know her!
Carls Friend: You dont know her either! She in a coma![cut to still of Carl and Suzie]
Announcer: The entire town was against them, and the only thing on their side was love.[cut to hospital room, two officers are at the door]
Suzies Father: There he is, officers. Arrest him!
Carl: Wait, wait. She loves me! Ill prove it to you all! [to Suzie] Suzie, I know that you can hear me. Show them! If you love me, when I let your hand go, just let it fall to the bed.[Carl lifts Suzies hand, and lets it fall limply onto the bed. The officers walk over to Carl and attempt to handcuff him]
Carl: See? She loves me!
Suzies Father: Officers, wait! [he approaches Suzies father, the officers back away] Unhand my son! [he gives Carl a quick hug]
Suzies Father: My little girl! Shes okay!
Carl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whos Edgar, bitch?
Suzies Father: Edgar is her horse.
Carl: Oh! [laughs]
Suzie: Dr. Carl?
Carl: You know my name. [leans in closer to her] Its me, Dr Carl, its me, Dr Carl
Suzies Father: Its nice to have a doctor in the family
Carl: No, Im an orderly. Dr Carls my deejay name.[Video cover art is shown again]
Announcer: Wake Up Little Suzie. Coming Soon.[fade]
Thanks to Ann*e Hussey for this transcript!