Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 26: Episode 11
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
February 10th, 2001
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez
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Lorne Michaels
Tom Hanks
Andy Murphy
Jennifer’s BootySummary: Will Ferrell gushes over Jennifer Lopez’s booty, while Tracy Morgan plots to take over his impression of President George W. Bush.
MontageNote: In spite of an XFL game running late on NBC, “Saturday Night Live” began their studio performance promptly at their usual time, though it didn’t go on the air (as a tape-delay) for another 45 minutes.
Jennifer Lopez’s MonologueSummary: Jennifer Lopez tries to disclaim her diva image as hair and make-up people swarm her on stage.
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Cracklin’ Oat FlakesSummary: Now laced with ecstasy!
Note: Repeat from 11/11/00.
J Lo vs. MangoSummary: Jennifer Lopez battles Mango (Chris Kattan) for the proper Diva title.
Recurring Characters: Mango, Celine Dion, Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, Shania Twain.
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MTV CribsSummary: Gemini’s Twin members Jonette (Ana Gasteyer), Britanica (Maya Rudolph) and new girl Lady Speedstick (Jennifer Lopez) show off their new tiny apartment.
Recurring Characters: Jonette, Britanica.
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TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel presents “Ray of Light”, his Disney-themed spin on the Ray Lewis scandal.
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Jennifer Lopez performs “Play”Also Performed: 99k.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Wilson the Volleyball (Will Ferrell) talks mean-spiritedly about Tom Hanks. Third-grader Rasheed Jenkins (Jerry Minor) nervously discusses Black History Month.
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Fly Girls ReunionSummary: The less-famous Fly Girls, Yonette (Jerry Minor), Spicy (Rachel Dratch), and Deronica (Tracy Morgan), reunite with former member Jennifer Lopez.
Music From The Motion Picture ValentineSummary: Strangely named bands dominate the film’s soundtrack.
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Jennifer Lopez performs “Love Don’t Cost A Thing”
Good Morning BronxRecurring Characters: Dominican Lou.
The Baby & The German Intellectual
Jeannie DarcySummary: Hack comic Jeannie Darcy’s (Molly Shannon) stand-up routine isn’t well-received at a nursing home.
Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy.
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Wade BlasingameSummary: Attorney Wade Blasingame (Will Ferrell) is in favor of suing dogs for being themselves.
Note: Repeat from 12/09/00.
News From the FrontSummary: Lana Thornberry (Jennifer Lopez) sings unpatriotic music to military soldiers during World War II.
Recurring Characters: Bob Hope.
Goodnights
