SNL Transcripts: Jennifer Lopez: 02/10/01



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 26: Episode 11


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February 10th, 2001

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez

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Lorne Michaels

Tom Hanks

Andy Murphy
Jennifer’s BootySummary: Will Ferrell gushes over Jennifer Lopez’s booty, while Tracy Morgan plots to take over his impression of President George W. Bush.

MontageNote: In spite of an XFL game running late on NBC, “Saturday Night Live” began their studio performance promptly at their usual time, though it didn’t go on the air (as a tape-delay) for another 45 minutes.

Jennifer Lopez’s MonologueSummary: Jennifer Lopez tries to disclaim her diva image as hair and make-up people swarm her on stage.

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Cracklin’ Oat FlakesSummary: Now laced with ecstasy!

Note: Repeat from 11/11/00.

J Lo vs. MangoSummary: Jennifer Lopez battles Mango (Chris Kattan) for the proper Diva title.

Recurring Characters: Mango, Celine Dion, Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, Shania Twain.

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MTV CribsSummary: Gemini’s Twin members Jonette (Ana Gasteyer), Britanica (Maya Rudolph) and new girl Lady Speedstick (Jennifer Lopez) show off their new tiny apartment.

Recurring Characters: Jonette, Britanica.

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TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel presents “Ray of Light”, his Disney-themed spin on the Ray Lewis scandal.

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Jennifer Lopez performs “Play”Also Performed: 99k.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Wilson the Volleyball (Will Ferrell) talks mean-spiritedly about Tom Hanks. Third-grader Rasheed Jenkins (Jerry Minor) nervously discusses Black History Month.

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Fly Girls ReunionSummary: The less-famous Fly Girls, Yonette (Jerry Minor), Spicy (Rachel Dratch), and Deronica (Tracy Morgan), reunite with former member Jennifer Lopez.

Music From The Motion Picture ValentineSummary: Strangely named bands dominate the film’s soundtrack.

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Jennifer Lopez performs “Love Don’t Cost A Thing”

Good Morning BronxRecurring Characters: Dominican Lou.

The Baby & The German Intellectual

Jeannie DarcySummary: Hack comic Jeannie Darcy’s (Molly Shannon) stand-up routine isn’t well-received at a nursing home.

Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy.

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Wade BlasingameSummary: Attorney Wade Blasingame (Will Ferrell) is in favor of suing dogs for being themselves.

Note: Repeat from 12/09/00.

News From the FrontSummary: Lana Thornberry (Jennifer Lopez) sings unpatriotic music to military soldiers during World War II.

Recurring Characters: Bob Hope.

Goodnights

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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