SNL Transcripts: Conan O’Brien: 03/10/01: TV Funhouse



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 26: Episode 14


00n: Conan O’Brien / Don Henley

TV Funhouse

…..Horatio Sanz
…..Tracy Morgan

FADE IN:

EXT. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN – NIGHT

SUPER: FIND THE BLACK PEOPLE AT THE KNICK GAME

MUSIC: ELEVATOR-TYPE/GENERIC SOURCE

INT. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN – NIGHT

A camcorder moves to and fro in slow precision, sometimes shaking, covering the venue. It starts from a shot of the scoreboard in the center.

CUT TO: LOWER MEZZANINE

The camera moves slow. As it’s moving, a white circle briefly flashes on the face of an African-American in the crowd. The camera moves a little faster.

CUT TO: ANOTHER LOWER MEZZANINE SECTION

The camera moves slow again. Two white circles flash on two, African-Americans in the crowd. As the camera moves, a male, African-American cotton candy vendor strolls past from right to left. A white circle flashes over his face.

CUT TO: ANOTHER LOWER MEZZANINE SECTION

A female, African-American woman in a leather jacket walks casually in front of the camera. A white circle flashes over her face. As the camera moves up, a female, African-American drink vendor hands a beverage to a patron. A white circle flashes over her face.

CUT TO: COURTSIDE

A couple towards the back has two white circles flash over their faces. As the camera moves to the premium seats, we see BOB COSTAS, FRANK GIFFORD, etc. The camera pans out and flashes white circles over the entire NEW YORK KNICKS starting line-up. A closer look shows SPIKE LEE standing and applauding proudly after the Knicks score a point.

CUT TO: UPPER MEZZANINE

White circles are flashing manically all over. The camera turns to the right and HORATIO SANZ’s is putting his fountain drink on the floor. TRACY MORGAN’s seated next to him, eating. A very large white circle flashes over and over on his face.

EXT. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN – NIGHT

SUPER: FIND THE BLACK PEOPLE AT THE KNICK GAME

END

Submitted by: Cody Downs

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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