Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 30: Episode 15
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
March 17th, 2001
Julia Stiles
Aerosmith
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David Copperfield
Martha Stewart LivingSummary: Martha Stewart (Ana Gasteyer) presents her tips for surviving St. Patrick’s Day.
Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.
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Montage
Julia Stiles’ MonologueSummary: Tracy Morgan hits on Julia Stiles after finding out she danced with a black guy in “Save The Last Dance.”
Bio: Prior to her starring role in “Save The Last Dance”, actress Julia Stiles (1981-) played a teen seductress opposite Alec Baldwin in the Hollywood satire, “State and Main.”
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HomocilSummary: The pill parents take to relieve the stress of having a gay child in their household.
Note: Repeat from 02/17/01.
Wake Up, WakefieldSummary: Classmate Samantha (Julia Stiles) tells Megan (Maya Rudolph) about the school’s upcoming production of “Hair.”
Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.
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Jackie Gives AttitudeSummary: At the post office, rude Jackie (Maya Rudolph) gets a taste of her own medicine from an irate customer (Julia Stiles).
Recurring Characters: Jackie.
Aerosmith performs “Jaded”Also Appeared: 89m, 93c, 96p.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Darrell Hammond) comments on his campaign for Governor of California. Jimmy and Tina learn that illusionist David Copperfield controls the cue cards.
Suel Forrester Directs A MovieSummary: No one can understand mumbly director Suel Forrestor’s (Chirs Kattan) orders.
Recurring Characters: Suel Forrestor.
BeppiSummary: Foreign sisters (Rachel Dratch, Julia Stiles) clean up an office after business hours.
“The Doberman!”Summary: Adam McKay film focuses on a man (Will Ferrell) being attacked by a doberman.
Apollo Theater Amateur NightSummary: A white girl (Julia Stiles) is only able to find success at the Apollo Theater when she partners with a black man (Jerry Minor).
Willy Sluggs Eye PoppersSummary: The magic of Willy Sluggs (Jerry Minor) is not really all that amazing.
Aerosmith performs “Big Ten Inch Record”
Der Lacheln BeherrschtSummary: The German kids’ show proves to be too upsetting for its young target audience.
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Van Morrison St. Patrick’s Day MessageSummary: Van Morrison (Jimmy Fallon) drinks Guinness while singing.
Goodnights
