SNL Transcripts: SNL Primetime Extra 2: 02/08/01

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  Season 26: Bonus Episode 2

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February 8th, 2001




Jennifer Lopez
A Message From The President Of The United StatesSummary: President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) offers taxpayers $1,600 if they’ll promise to take him seriously as their leader.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney.



Celebrity JeopardySummary: Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell) is frustrated by the antics of Ozzy Osbourne (Horatio Sanz), Martha Stewart (Ana Gasteyer) and Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond).

Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Ozzy Osbourne, Martha Stewart, Sean Connery.


Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Hannibal Lecter (Darrell Hammond) gives tips for combatting flu season and tries to get inside Tina Fey’s head.

Recurring Characters: Hannibal Lecter.

Hitting on JenniferSummary: Will Ferrell wants to get his hands all over Jennifer Lopez’s big ass.

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