Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 26: Bonus Episode 2
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
February 8th, 2001
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Jennifer Lopez
A Message From The President Of The United StatesSummary: President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) offers taxpayers $1,600 if they’ll promise to take him seriously as their leader.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney.
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Celebrity JeopardySummary: Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell) is frustrated by the antics of Ozzy Osbourne (Horatio Sanz), Martha Stewart (Ana Gasteyer) and Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond).
Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Ozzy Osbourne, Martha Stewart, Sean Connery.
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Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Hannibal Lecter (Darrell Hammond) gives tips for combatting flu season and tries to get inside Tina Fey’s head.
Recurring Characters: Hannibal Lecter.
Hitting on JenniferSummary: Will Ferrell wants to get his hands all over Jennifer Lopez’s big ass.
