May 5th, 2001
Bush (Will Ferrell) reprimands daughter Jenna (Julia Stiles) for drinking.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) offers advice to latest Bond successor Brosnan.
Recurring Characters: Sean Connery.
(Repeat) See 02/17/01.
Former Gemini’s Twin members (Destiny’s Child) have formed their own group.
Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.
Anne Robinson’s (Rachel Dratch) sour behavior is backgrounded.
More customer bullying from Jeffrey’s clerks (Jimmy Fallon, Brosnan).
Recurring Characters: Clerk, Boss.
Tracy Morgan wants to be black spy – Lamont Bond.
Mr. Tarkanian (Will Ferrell) is biggest bully in the office.
As written while Aaron Sorkin was high on ‘shrooms.
Old jokes are recycled into History Channel retrospective.
Parents needn’t worry about their kids as they gamble it all away in Las Vegas.