SNL Transcripts: Pierce Brosnan: 05/05/01


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May 5th, 2001

Pierce Brosnan

Destiny’s Child

Julia Stiles

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    Bush (Will Ferrell) reprimands daughter Jenna (Julia Stiles) for drinking.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

  • Pierce Brosnan’s Monologue

    Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) offers advice to latest Bond successor Brosnan.

    Recurring Characters: Sean Connery.

  • Homocil

    (Repeat) See 02/17/01.

  • Just Funnin’

    Former Gemini’s Twin members (Destiny’s Child) have formed their own group.

    Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.

  • The Weakest Link

    Anne Robinson’s (Rachel Dratch) sour behavior is backgrounded.

  • Jeffrey’s

    More customer bullying from Jeffrey’s clerks (Jimmy Fallon, Brosnan).

    Recurring Characters: Clerk, Boss.

  • Destiny’s Child performs “Survivor”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Tracy Morgan wants to be black spy – Lamont Bond.

  • Angry Boss

    Mr. Tarkanian (Will Ferrell) is biggest bully in the office.

  • The West Wing

    As written while Aaron Sorkin was high on ‘shrooms.

  • “Five Finger Discount”, Film by Adam McKay

  • Destiny’s Child performs “Emotion”
  • Bravery & Unity

    Old jokes are recycled into History Channel retrospective.

  • Casino Daycare

    Parents needn’t worry about their kids as they gamble it all away in Las Vegas.

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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