SNL Transcripts: Pierce Brosnan: 05/05/01


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May 5th, 2001

Pierce Brosnan

Destiny’s Child

Julia Stiles

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    Bush (Will Ferrell) reprimands daughter Jenna (Julia Stiles) for drinking.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

  • Pierce Brosnan’s Monologue

    Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) offers advice to latest Bond successor Brosnan.

    Recurring Characters: Sean Connery.

  • Homocil

    (Repeat) See 02/17/01.

  • Just Funnin’

    Former Gemini’s Twin members (Destiny’s Child) have formed their own group.

    Recurring Characters: Britannica, Jeanette.

  • The Weakest Link

    Anne Robinson’s (Rachel Dratch) sour behavior is backgrounded.

  • Jeffrey’s

    More customer bullying from Jeffrey’s clerks (Jimmy Fallon, Brosnan).

    Recurring Characters: Clerk, Boss.

  • Destiny’s Child performs “Survivor”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Tracy Morgan wants to be black spy – Lamont Bond.

  • Angry Boss

    Mr. Tarkanian (Will Ferrell) is biggest bully in the office.

  • The West Wing

    As written while Aaron Sorkin was high on ‘shrooms.

  • “Five Finger Discount”, Film by Adam McKay

  • Destiny’s Child performs “Emotion”

  • Bravery & Unity

    Old jokes are recycled into History Channel retrospective.

  • Casino Daycare

    Parents needn’t worry about their kids as they gamble it all away in Las Vegas.

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