SNL Transcripts: Lara Flynn Boyle: 05/12/01

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May 12th, 2001

Lara Flynn Boyle

Bon Jovi

Lou Reed

Bon Jovi, “It’s My Life”

  • A Message From the Vice-President of the United States

    Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) on his health.

    Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.

  • Lara Flynn Boyle’s Monologue

    Audience member (Adam McKay) teases Boyle about her weight.

  • Corn Chip Nail Tips

    (Repeat) See 10/07/00.

  • Fake Hernia Doctor

    Patient (Chris Parnell) receives hernia test from fake doctor (Will Ferrell).

  • DeMarco Brothers

    Bon Jovi laugh at DeMarco Brothers (Chris Kattan), (Chris Parnell) song interpretations.

    Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.

  • MTV Cribs

    Robert Downey, Jr. (Chris Kattan) shows off jail cell.

  • Save The Starving Actresses Foundation

    Boyle makes a plea on behalf of starving actresses everywhere.

  • The Scarlet Letter

    Letters “B” & “J” on chest call for well-deserved leniency.

  • Bon Jovi performs “It’s My Life”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Lou Reed can’t dispel rumors that he’s dead.

  • Moulin Rouge

    Set in the 1890’s, the music is from the 1970’s.

  • MSNBC Investigates

    Mimicking “The Golden Girls” endangers teen’s (Chris Kattan) life.

  • Wake Up, Wakefield

    Gym teacher (Boyle) is interviewed.

    Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.

  • Shaquille O’Neal

    Shaq (Tracy Morgan) addresses the audience on the tone of his voice.

  • Bon Jovi performs “You Give Love A Bad Name”

  • Bloder Brothers

    Bloder Brothers (Jimmy Fallon), (Chris Parnell) flirt with Shooter’s barmaid (Boyle).

    Recurring Characters: Wayne Bloder, Kip Bloder.

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