May 12th, 2001
Lara Flynn Boyle
Bon Jovi, “It’s My Life”
Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) on his health.
Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.
Audience member (Adam McKay) teases Boyle about her weight.
(Repeat) See 10/07/00.
Patient (Chris Parnell) receives hernia test from fake doctor (Will Ferrell).
Bon Jovi laugh at DeMarco Brothers (Chris Kattan), (Chris Parnell) song interpretations.
Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.
Robert Downey, Jr. (Chris Kattan) shows off jail cell.
Boyle makes a plea on behalf of starving actresses everywhere.
Letters “B” & “J” on chest call for well-deserved leniency.
Lou Reed can’t dispel rumors that he’s dead.
Set in the 1890’s, the music is from the 1970’s.
Mimicking “The Golden Girls” endangers teen’s (Chris Kattan) life.
Gym teacher (Boyle) is interviewed.
Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.
Shaq (Tracy Morgan) addresses the audience on the tone of his voice.
Bloder Brothers (Jimmy Fallon), (Chris Parnell) flirt with Shooter’s barmaid (Boyle).
Recurring Characters: Wayne Bloder, Kip Bloder.