May 19th, 2001
Weezer, “Hash Pipe”
Mayor Rudolph Guiliani (Darrell Hammond) hides mistress (Rachel Dratch).
Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani.
Walken sings “Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off”.
Janitor (Walken) fantasizes about Mango (Chris Kattan).
Recurring Characters: Mango.
Paul Begalia (Chris Kattan) still harassed by Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond).
Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.
The Continental (Walken) spies on upstairs neighbor with periscope.
Recurring Characters: The Continental.
Chris Kattan gives terrible re-enactment of Joey Fatone injury.
Kevin Nealon delivers subliminal editorial about current cast.
Jimmy’s glasses, pregnant Winona Ryder all part of “Weekend Update” cliffhanger.
Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) reminisce with friend (Walken).
Recurring Characters: Roger, Virginia.
“Anatominals” cause Lorne Michaels to rethink pact with Satan.
Dirty Centaur (Chris Parnell) endures pushy job interview.
Co-worker (Will Ferrell) learns he has a badger lodged up his butt.
Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan re-perform Christmas ditty.