SNL Transcripts: Christopher Walken: 05/19/01


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May 19th, 2001

Christopher Walken

Weezer

Kevin Nealon

Winona Ryder

Weezer, “Hash Pipe”

  • A Message From Mayor Rudolph Guiliani

    Mayor Rudolph Guiliani (Darrell Hammond) hides mistress (Rachel Dratch).

    Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani.

  • Christopher Walken’s Monologue

    Walken sings “Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off”.

  • Mango

    Janitor (Walken) fantasizes about Mango (Chris Kattan).

    Recurring Characters: Mango.

  • Hardball

    Paul Begalia (Chris Kattan) still harassed by Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond).

    Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.

  • The Continental

    The Continental (Walken) spies on upstairs neighbor with periscope.

    Recurring Characters: The Continental.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Chris Kattan gives terrible re-enactment of Joey Fatone injury.

    Kevin Nealon delivers subliminal editorial about current cast.

    Jimmy’s glasses, pregnant Winona Ryder all part of “Weekend Update” cliffhanger.

  • Weezer performs “Hash Pipe”

  • Love-ahs

    Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) reminisce with friend (Walken).

    Recurring Characters: Roger, Virginia.

  • TV Funhouse

    “Anatominals” cause Lorne Michaels to rethink pact with Satan.

  • Centaur Job Interview

    Dirty Centaur (Chris Parnell) endures pushy job interview.

  • Badger Up His Butt

    Co-worker (Will Ferrell) learns he has a badger lodged up his butt.

  • Weezer performs “Island In The Sun”

  • Memorial Day Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

    Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan re-perform Christmas ditty.

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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