SNL Transcripts: Christopher Walken: 05/19/01


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May 19th, 2001

Christopher Walken

Weezer

Kevin Nealon

Winona Ryder

Weezer, “Hash Pipe”

  • A Message From Mayor Rudolph Guiliani

    Mayor Rudolph Guiliani (Darrell Hammond) hides mistress (Rachel Dratch).

    Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani.

  • Christopher Walken’s Monologue

    Walken sings “Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off”.

  • Mango

    Janitor (Walken) fantasizes about Mango (Chris Kattan).

    Recurring Characters: Mango.

  • Hardball

    Paul Begalia (Chris Kattan) still harassed by Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond).

    Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.

  • The Continental

    The Continental (Walken) spies on upstairs neighbor with periscope.

    Recurring Characters: The Continental.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Chris Kattan gives terrible re-enactment of Joey Fatone injury.

    Kevin Nealon delivers subliminal editorial about current cast.

    Jimmy’s glasses, pregnant Winona Ryder all part of “Weekend Update” cliffhanger.

  • Weezer performs “Hash Pipe”

  • Love-ahs

    Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) reminisce with friend (Walken).

    Recurring Characters: Roger, Virginia.

  • TV Funhouse

    “Anatominals” cause Lorne Michaels to rethink pact with Satan.

  • Centaur Job Interview

    Dirty Centaur (Chris Parnell) endures pushy job interview.

  • Badger Up His Butt

    Co-worker (Will Ferrell) learns he has a badger lodged up his butt.

  • Weezer performs “Island In The Sun”

  • Memorial Day Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

    Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan re-perform Christmas ditty.

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