SNL Transcripts: Christopher Walken: 05/19/01

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May 19th, 2001

Christopher Walken

Weezer

Kevin Nealon

Winona Ryder

Weezer, “Hash Pipe”

A Message From Mayor Rudolph Guiliani

Mayor Rudolph Guiliani (Darrell Hammond) hides mistress (Rachel Dratch).

Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani.

Christopher Walken’s Monologue

Walken sings “Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off”.

Mango

Janitor (Walken) fantasizes about Mango (Chris Kattan).

Recurring Characters: Mango.

Hardball

Paul Begalia (Chris Kattan) still harassed by Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond).

Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.

The Continental

The Continental (Walken) spies on upstairs neighbor with periscope.

Recurring Characters: The Continental.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Chris Kattan gives terrible re-enactment of Joey Fatone injury.

Kevin Nealon delivers subliminal editorial about current cast.

Jimmy’s glasses, pregnant Winona Ryder all part of “Weekend Update” cliffhanger.

Weezer performs “Hash Pipe”

Love-ahs

Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) reminisce with friend (Walken).

Recurring Characters: Roger, Virginia.

TV Funhouse

“Anatominals” cause Lorne Michaels to rethink pact with Satan.

Centaur Job Interview

Dirty Centaur (Chris Parnell) endures pushy job interview.

Badger Up His Butt

Co-worker (Will Ferrell) learns he has a badger lodged up his butt.

Weezer performs “Island In The Sun”

Memorial Day Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan re-perform Christmas ditty.

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