Memorial Day Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”


Memorial Day Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

…..Horatio Sanz
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan


Horatio Sanz: About six months ago, we did a little Christmas song, and it was pretty fun. So, we asked if we could do it again. They said, “Come on, man, you can’t sing a Christmas song in May. Why don’t you sing a Memorail Day song?” So this is our Memorial Day song, which is not about Christmas.

One – Two – One, two, three, four!

“I don’t care if it’s Memorial Day,
Christmas is still number one.
I don’t care if it’s almost June,
Christmas is much more fuuuuun.”

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: “I don’t care if you think I’m a fool,
I don’t care about Summer School.
I wish it was Christmas today,
I wish it was Christmas today.”

Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care what the scientists say,
They don’t believe in Santa anyway.
I don’t care what the psychologists say,
I don’t care, it’s so far away.”

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: “I don’t care about anything,
Except hearin’ those sleigh bells ring-a-ding-ding.
Even though it’s May,
I wish it was Christmas today,
Today and everyday!”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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