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This Week on “Saturday Night Live”: Repeat:

Anne Hathaway / Florence and the Machine

New Transcripts for 02/25/11: A Message From David Rockefeller

Ellen Burstyn’s Monologue

Saturday Night Live Sports Central

Sports Organist at a Funeral

El Dorko

El Dorko


Businessman’s Chatter Line

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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    Matt Vandermast
    Matt Vandermast
    3 years ago

    I love this page because it has links to so many season pages. I wish this page were easier to find, and had even more links to season pages and less out-of-date stuff, but I still give it 5 stars.

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