SNL Transcripts: Seann William Scott: 10/06/01: My Big Thick Novel

 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 27: Episode 2

01b: Seann William Scott / Sum41

My Big Thick Novel

Jack Handy V/O:

Chapter 119.

The first blowdart hit me in the neck. The second hit me in the leg. After that, I blacked out.

When I woke up, I asked Lalani how many blowdarts had hit me. She seemed annoyed.

“What am I?” she said, “Your personal blowdart counter?”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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