SNL Transcripts: Seann William Scott: 10/06/01: My Big Thick Novel


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 27: Episode 2

01b: Seann William Scott / Sum41

My Big Thick Novel

Jack Handy V/O:

Chapter 119.

The first blowdart hit me in the neck. The second hit me in the leg. After that, I blacked out.

When I woke up, I asked Lalani how many blowdarts had hit me. She seemed annoyed.

“What am I?” she said, “Your personal blowdart counter?”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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