Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 27: Episode 2
My Big Thick Novel
Jack Handy V/O:
The first blowdart hit me in the neck. The second hit me in the leg. After that, I blacked out.
When I woke up, I asked Lalani how many blowdarts had hit me. She seemed annoyed.
“What am I?” she said, “Your personal blowdart counter?”