October 13th, 2001
Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) reports from a secret cave in Afghanistan.
Recurring Characters: Vice-President Dick Cheney.
Mayor’s courage brought Drew to New York despite anthrax in the building.
John Edwards’ (Will Ferrell) psychic predictions are far from accurate.
Love-ahs Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) play hot tub matchmakers.
Recurring Characters: Roger, Virginia.
Features outtakes, rejected screen tests and “Where Are They Now?”
“Fun With Real Audio” segment shows a retooling of Emeril’s sitcom.
Founder’s failure of a son (Will Ferrell) marks the money for sale.
Gay Hitler (Chris Kattan) visits.
Colin Quinn explains what’s going on in Afghanistan.
Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) sings “Turn On Your Heartlight”.
Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond.
Klaus Von Braunman (Chris Kattan) and direct-to-video action movies.
To save money, Public Broadcasting station recreates “King Kong” remake.
Monica (Barrymore) & Lelani (Maya Rudolph) sing despite interruptions.
Author can’t fathom “When dinosaurs ruled the earth” cliche.