SNL Transcripts: Drew Barrymore: 10/13/01

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October 13th, 2001

Drew Barrymore

Macy Gray

Tom Green

Colin Quinn

  • A Message From the Vice-President of the United States

    Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) reports from a secret cave in Afghanistan.

    Recurring Characters: Vice-President Dick Cheney.

  • Drew Barrymore’s Monologue

    Mayor’s courage brought Drew to New York despite anthrax in the building.

  • Crossing Over with John Edwards

    John Edwards’ (Will Ferrell) psychic predictions are far from accurate.

  • Love-ahs

    Love-ahs Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) play hot tub matchmakers.

    Recurring Characters: Roger, Virginia.

  • Willy Wonka: 30th Anniversary DVD

    Features outtakes, rejected screen tests and “Where Are They Now?”

  • TV Funhouse

    “Fun With Real Audio” segment shows a retooling of Emeril’s sitcom.

  • First Liberty Savings Bank

    Founder’s failure of a son (Will Ferrell) marks the money for sale.

  • Macy Gray performs “Sexual Revolution”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Gay Hitler (Chris Kattan) visits.

    Colin Quinn explains what’s going on in Afghanistan.

    Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) sings “Turn On Your Heartlight”.

    Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond.

  • Action Talk Show

    Klaus Von Braunman (Chris Kattan) and direct-to-video action movies.

  • “King Kong” On WUUB

    To save money, Public Broadcasting station recreates “King Kong” remake.

  • Lesbian Feminist Singers

    Monica (Barrymore) & Lelani (Maya Rudolph) sing despite interruptions.

  • Macy Gray performs “Sweet Baby”

  • My Big Thick Novel

    Author can’t fathom “When dinosaurs ruled the earth” cliche.

  • Goodnights

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