Drew Barrymore’s Monologue
[ Tom Green is seen sitting in the audience, wearing a gas mask over his face ]
Drew Barrymore: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I am so excited to be back hosting “Saturday Night Live”. But I was so afraid to fly here – so I canceled my trip. And then I saw Guiliani on television saying to be brave. So, the next day I got on an airplane. Then we started rehearsing, and I got calm, I got really excited. And then, yesterday, they discovered anthrax in the building! So, I immediately left. I went back to the hotel, and I thought again about being brave. So I came back, and I’m here, and you’re here, and you’re being brave, too! And I thank you for it! And I want to thank my husband, because he’s here and he’s supporting me – Tom, thank you!
It’s okay, you can take off the mask, be brave, it’s okay, go ahead. Take it off, honey![ Tom removes the gas mask from his face ]
I love him! I love you guys! We have put together a great show for you – Macy Gray is here, it’s gonna rock! Stick around! Alright!