Drew Barrymore’s Monologue


01c: Drew Barrymore / Macy Gray

Drew Barrymore’s Monologue

…..Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I am so excited to be back hosting “Saturday Night Live”. But I was so afraid to fly here – so I canceled my trip. And then I saw Guiliani on television saying to be brave. So, the next day I got on an airplane. Then we started rehearsing, and I got calm, I got really excited. And then, yesterday, they discovered anthrax in the building! So, I immediately left. I went back to the hotel, and I thought again about being brave. So I came back, and I’m here, and you’re here, and you’re being brave, too! And I thank you for it! And I want to thank my husband, because he’s here and he’s supporting me – Tom, thank you!

[ Tom Green is seen sitting in the audience, wearing a gas mask over his face ]

It’s okay, you can take off the mask, be brave, it’s okay, go ahead. Take it off, honey!

[ Tom removes the gas mask from his face ]

I love him! I love you guys! We have put together a great show for you – Macy Gray is here, it’s gonna rock! Stick around! Alright!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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