SNL Transcripts: Gwyneth Paltrow: 11/10/01

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November 10th, 2001

Gwyneth Paltrow

Ryan Adams

Matt Damon

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) on Islamic myths about America.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s Monologue

    Paltrow and childhood friend Maya Rudolph sing “Flashdance” these song.

  • Boston Teens

    Sully (Jimmy Fallon) and Denise (Rachel Dratch) attend the Fall Formal.

    Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.

  • Gemini’s Twin

    Gemini’s Twin (Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer, Paltrow) release a patriotic album.

    Recurring Characters: Brittanica, Jeanette.

  • Mrs. Attebury

    Mrs. Attebury (Ana Gasteyer) snubs immigrant (Chris Kattan) at social.

    Recurring Characters: Mrs. Attebury.

  • TV Funhouse

    Michael Jackson swears he’s no longer attracted to little boys.

  • Ryan Adams performs “New York, New York”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Rudolph Guiliani (Darrell Hammond) insists on being Mayor for life.

    Cartoonist Jasper Hahn draws naughty pictures of Osama bin Laden.

    Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani, Jasper Hahn.

  • Family Dinner Arguments II

    Three years later, this family’s still arguing over dinner.

  • Mango

    Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon’s advances.

    Recurring Characters: Mango.

  • Fiesta Politica

    Donald Rumsfield (Darrell Hammond) wonders why he was asked as guest.

  • My Big Thick Novel

    Author dies after endless chase and mauling from lion.

  • Goodnights

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