November 10th, 2001
George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) on Islamic myths about America.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
Paltrow and childhood friend Maya Rudolph sing “Flashdance” these song.
Sully (Jimmy Fallon) and Denise (Rachel Dratch) attend the Fall Formal.
Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.
Gemini’s Twin (Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer, Paltrow) release a patriotic album.
Recurring Characters: Brittanica, Jeanette.
Mrs. Attebury (Ana Gasteyer) snubs immigrant (Chris Kattan) at social.
Recurring Characters: Mrs. Attebury.
Michael Jackson swears he’s no longer attracted to little boys.
Rudolph Guiliani (Darrell Hammond) insists on being Mayor for life.
Cartoonist Jasper Hahn draws naughty pictures of Osama bin Laden.
Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani, Jasper Hahn.
Three years later, this family’s still arguing over dinner.
Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon’s advances.
Recurring Characters: Mango.
Donald Rumsfield (Darrell Hammond) wonders why he was asked as guest.
Author dies after endless chase and mauling from lion.