SNL Transcripts: Gwyneth Paltrow: 11/10/01


Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

November 10th, 2001

Gwyneth Paltrow

Ryan Adams

Matt Damon

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) on Islamic myths about America.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s Monologue

    Paltrow and childhood friend Maya Rudolph sing “Flashdance” these song.

  • Boston Teens

    Sully (Jimmy Fallon) and Denise (Rachel Dratch) attend the Fall Formal.

    Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.

  • Gemini’s Twin

    Gemini’s Twin (Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer, Paltrow) release a patriotic album.

    Recurring Characters: Brittanica, Jeanette.

  • Mrs. Attebury

    Mrs. Attebury (Ana Gasteyer) snubs immigrant (Chris Kattan) at social.

    Recurring Characters: Mrs. Attebury.

  • TV Funhouse

    Michael Jackson swears he’s no longer attracted to little boys.

  • Ryan Adams performs “New York, New York”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Rudolph Guiliani (Darrell Hammond) insists on being Mayor for life.

    Cartoonist Jasper Hahn draws naughty pictures of Osama bin Laden.

    Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani, Jasper Hahn.

  • Family Dinner Arguments II

    Three years later, this family’s still arguing over dinner.

  • Mango

    Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon’s advances.

    Recurring Characters: Mango.

  • Fiesta Politica

    Donald Rumsfield (Darrell Hammond) wonders why he was asked as guest.

  • My Big Thick Novel

    Author dies after endless chase and mauling from lion.

  • Goodnights

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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