The Iglesias Brothers
Enrique…..Jimmy Fallon
Heather…..Rachel Dratch
Julio…..Chris Kattan
Maya…..Maya Rudolph
Norberto…..Derek Jeter
[The Iglesias Brothers Muchos Iglesias title slide is shown]
Announcer: Muchos Iglesias. Its the Iglesias Brothers, singing together for you. Enrique Iglesias
Enrique: [whispering to Heather, who looks lovingly at him while music plays in the background] Let me be your hero.
[singing to Heather]
“Let me be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away.”
Heather: [crying] Oh my god, I would do anything to be Mrs. Heather Iglesias!
Announcer: Recording with his brother, Julio Iglesias Junior
Julio: [singing to Maya, who is sobbing] Now will you give me just one more chance Im gonna cherish you this I can give me nothing but one more chance Im going to make it alright [he runs his finger along her lips] A choo-choo-choo. A choo-choo-choo.
Maya: [sobbing] I will be the woman that I cant even be for myself for you!
Announcer: And now for the first time performing with their eldest brother, Norberto Iglesias, with his talk/sing poetry.
Norberto: Came home late and I was asleep in front of the TV. You turned it off, but you didnt take my glasses off, and now theyre really bent.Thanks, Susan. You really know how to treat a guy.
Announcer: With the never before released Iglesias brothers trio, Tender Side
Enrique: [singing] Reaching through to your tender side
Julio: [singing] Show me your heart with its angel pride
Enrique & Julio: [singing] Tender side, so tender
Norberto: When you threw out my magazines in the bathroom, its like youre doing it just despite me, because its not like they go bad or something.
Enrique & Julio: [singing] Reaching through to your tender side
Norberto: I gotta level with you, Susan – this just isnt working out. I just want to give you the heads up that when I move out, Ill be taking three of our aquariums.
Enrique & Julio: [singing] Reaching through to your tender side
Announcer: [CD cover is shown] Muchos Iglesias. The two beloved Latin brothers of soul, and the older one with the irregular mole. Available at Tower stores and Iglesias websites everywhere.
Thanks to Ann*e Hussey for this transcript!
