The Iglesias Brothers

01g: Derek Jeter / Shakira

The Iglesias Brothers

Enrique…..Jimmy Fallon
Heather…..Rachel Dratch
Julio…..Chris Kattan
Maya…..Maya Rudolph
Norberto…..Derek Jeter

[‘The Iglesias Brothers – Muchos Iglesias’ title slide is shown]

Announcer: Muchos Iglesias. It’s the Iglesias Brothers, singing together for you. Enrique Iglesias…

Enrique: [whispering to Heather, who looks lovingly at him while music plays in the background] Let me be your hero.
[singing to Heather]
“Let me be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away.”

Heather: [crying] Oh my god, I would do anything to be Mrs. Heather Iglesias!

Announcer: Recording with his brother, Julio Iglesias Junior…

Julio: [singing to Maya, who is sobbing] Now will you give me just one more chance I’m gonna cherish you this I can give me nothing but one more chance I’m going to make it alright [he runs his finger along her lips] A choo-choo-choo. A choo-choo-choo.

Maya: [sobbing] I will be the woman that I can’t even be for myself…for you!

Announcer: And now for the first time performing with their eldest brother, Norberto Iglesias, with his talk/sing poetry.

Norberto: Came home late and I was asleep in front of the TV. You turned it off, but you didn’t take my glasses off, and now they’re really bent.Thanks, Susan. You really know how to treat a guy.

Announcer: With the never before released Iglesias brothers trio, ‘Tender Side’

Enrique: [singing] Reaching through to your tender side

Julio: [singing] Show me your heart with its angel pride

Enrique & Julio: [singing] Tender side, so…tender

Norberto: When you threw out my magazines in the bathroom, it’s like you’re doing it just despite me, because it’s not like they go bad or something.

Enrique & Julio: [singing] Reaching through to your tender side

Norberto: I gotta level with you, Susan – this just isn’t working out. I just want to give you the heads up that when I move out, I’ll be taking three of our aquariums.

Enrique & Julio: [singing] Reaching through to your tender side…

Announcer: [CD cover is shown] Muchos Iglesias. The two beloved Latin brothers of soul, and the older one with the irregular mole. Available at Tower stores and Iglesias websites everywhere.

Thanks to Ann*e Hussey for this transcript!

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