SNL Transcripts: Hugh Jackman: 12/08/01


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  Season 27: Episode 8

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December 8th, 2001

Hugh Jackman

Mick Jagger


White House MeetingSummary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) phones the White House during a crucial meeting.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Vice-President Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Donald Rumsfeld.



Hugh Jackman’s MonologueSummary: Hugh Jackman sings “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.”


Loose BearSummary: Loose Bear scares the crap out of you when you’re constipated.


Jarret’s RoomSummary: Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) and Gobey (Horatio Sanz) crack up over their suitemate’s (Jeff Richards) embarrassing home videos.

Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobey, D.J. Jonathan Feinstein.


The Robert Goulet All-Holiday SpecialRecurring Characters: Robert Goulet.


Family Christmas PortraitSummary: Messed-up photographers (Hugh Jackman, Seth Meyers) wreck havoc for a family posing for a portrait at Sear’s.

Mick Jagger performs “God Give Me Everything I Want”Also Appeared: 92l

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Chris Kattan’s gives a Terrible Re-Enactment of Geraldo Rivera’s fall in Afghanistan. Drunk Girl (Jeff Richards) hits on Jimmy Fallon during her commentary.

Recurring Characters: Drunk Girl.


Hello, DollySummary: More grotesque – yet, cute – dolls are put on display.

Recurring Characters: Deanna Nolen Gray.

Mick Jagger’s Dressing RoomSummary: Mick Jagger talks to his reflection (Jimmy Fallon) in his dressing room mirror.


Superman’s Fortress of SolitudeSummary: Superman’s (Hugh Jackman) parents (Will Ferrell, Maya Rudolph) make awkward small talk with their son.

Recurring Characters: Superman.


Mick Jagger performs “Vision Of Paradise”

The Donatella Versace ShowSummary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) interviews fashion experts.

Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace.

The Christmas KangarooSummary: Hugh Jackman recalls his dad (Will Ferrell) fighting with the Christmas Kangaroo, and subsequently getting anal-raped.




Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Little SleuthsSummary: Little sleuths Bookie Newton (Seth Meyers) and kid sister Sam (Amy Poehler) help early 1900’s British detective Alistair Chesterfield (Hugh Jackman) deduce who killed Lady Worthington.

Recurring Characters: Bookie Newton, Sam.

Note: This sketch appears as a bonus feature on SNL’s Best of Amy Poehler DVD.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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