December 8th, 2001
White House MeetingSummary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) phones the White House during a crucial meeting.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Vice-President Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Donald Rumsfeld.
Hugh Jackman’s MonologueSummary: Hugh Jackman sings “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.”
Loose BearSummary: Loose Bear scares the crap out of you when you’re constipated.
Jarret’s RoomSummary: Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) and Gobey (Horatio Sanz) crack up over their suitemate’s (Jeff Richards) embarrassing home videos.
Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobey, D.J. Jonathan Feinstein.
The Robert Goulet All-Holiday SpecialRecurring Characters: Robert Goulet.
Family Christmas PortraitSummary: Messed-up photographers (Hugh Jackman, Seth Meyers) wreck havoc for a family posing for a portrait at Sear’s.
Mick Jagger performs “God Give Me Everything I Want”Also Appeared: 92l
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Chris Kattan’s gives a Terrible Re-Enactment of Geraldo Rivera’s fall in Afghanistan. Drunk Girl (Jeff Richards) hits on Jimmy Fallon during her commentary.
Recurring Characters: Drunk Girl.
Hello, DollySummary: More grotesque – yet, cute – dolls are put on display.
Recurring Characters: Deanna Nolen Gray.
Mick Jagger’s Dressing RoomSummary: Mick Jagger talks to his reflection (Jimmy Fallon) in his dressing room mirror.
Superman’s Fortress of SolitudeSummary: Superman’s (Hugh Jackman) parents (Will Ferrell, Maya Rudolph) make awkward small talk with their son.
Recurring Characters: Superman.
Mick Jagger performs “Vision Of Paradise”
The Donatella Versace ShowSummary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) interviews fashion experts.
Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace.
The Christmas KangarooSummary: Hugh Jackman recalls his dad (Will Ferrell) fighting with the Christmas Kangaroo, and subsequently getting anal-raped.
Dress Rehearsal Cuts
Little SleuthsSummary: Little sleuths Bookie Newton (Seth Meyers) and kid sister Sam (Amy Poehler) help early 1900’s British detective Alistair Chesterfield (Hugh Jackman) deduce who killed Lady Worthington.
Recurring Characters: Bookie Newton, Sam.
Note: This sketch appears as a bonus feature on SNL’s Best of Amy Poehler DVD.