December 15th, 2001
Mayor Rudolph Guiliani
Osama bin Laden (Will Ferrell) video reveals contest of ideas.
Recurring Characters: Dan Rather.
Degeneres admits that lesbianism was just for one-upmanship.
Culps (Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer) sing at mall pageant.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.
Federal Agent (Degeneres) gets beaten during undercover case.
“The Narrator That Ruined Christmas” blames 9/11 attacks.
Tracy Morgan provides selfish romantic gift ideas.
Tina and Jimmy sing tribute to Mayor Rudolph Guiliani.
Degeneres turns back on lesbianism for romance with Mango (Chris Kattan).
Recurring Characters: Mango.
Traveling family leave home vulnerable to self-disaster.
Sigh in front of aliens covers for unnoticed flatulence.
Grown kids (Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler) hate substitute mom (Degeneres).
Cheney (Darrell Hammond) reflects whole shaking snowglobe.
Snowglobed Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan Christmas ditty.
Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.