SNL Transcripts: Josh Hartnett: 01/12/02

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January 12th, 2002

Josh Hartnett



  • Buddy the Dog Memorial Service

    Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) offers eulogy for deceased dog Buddy

    Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

  • Josh Hartnett’s Monologue

    Jimmy Fallon advises Hartnett not to adopt a new image.

  • Wake Up, Wakefield

    Zack Bodorf’s (Hartnett) growth spurt wakens Megan’s (Maya Rudolph) interest.

    Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.

  • The Laura Bengal Covington Story

    Lifetime movie about Covington’s (Ana Gasteyer) interest in stepson (Hartnett).

  • TV Funhouse

    X-Presidents and Ambiguously Gay Duo team up to snare Osama bin Laden.

  • The Shout Out! Show

    Grand Master Freddy (Tracy Morgan) offers unnecessary shout outs to the community.

  • Pink performs “Get The Party Started”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Maya Angelou (Tracy Morgan) espouses off-topic birthday card greetings.

    Henley (Horatio Sanz) & Stiles (Chris Kattan) can’t do routine via satellite.

  • HBO First Look

    “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones features N*Sync.

  • Captain of Impressions

    Airline captain (Hartnett) stalls passengers by doing impressions.

  • My Best List for 2001

    Wax and Dracula sponsorships hinder legitimacy of Jack Handey’s list items.

  • Pink performs “Don’t Let Me Get Me”

  • Playboy’s Movie Showcase

    “Burqua Baddies” features Yeman face pornography.

  • Goodnights

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