SNL Transcripts: Josh Hartnett: 01/12/02


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January 12th, 2002

Josh Hartnett



  • Buddy the Dog Memorial Service

    Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) offers eulogy for deceased dog Buddy

    Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

  • Josh Hartnett’s Monologue

    Jimmy Fallon advises Hartnett not to adopt a new image.

  • Wake Up, Wakefield

    Zack Bodorf’s (Hartnett) growth spurt wakens Megan’s (Maya Rudolph) interest.

    Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.

  • The Laura Bengal Covington Story

    Lifetime movie about Covington’s (Ana Gasteyer) interest in stepson (Hartnett).

  • TV Funhouse

    X-Presidents and Ambiguously Gay Duo team up to snare Osama bin Laden.

  • The Shout Out! Show

    Grand Master Freddy (Tracy Morgan) offers unnecessary shout outs to the community.

  • Pink performs “Get The Party Started”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Maya Angelou (Tracy Morgan) espouses off-topic birthday card greetings.

    Henley (Horatio Sanz) & Stiles (Chris Kattan) can’t do routine via satellite.

  • HBO First Look

    “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones features N*Sync.

  • Captain of Impressions

    Airline captain (Hartnett) stalls passengers by doing impressions.

  • My Best List for 2001

    Wax and Dracula sponsorships hinder legitimacy of Jack Handey’s list items.

  • Pink performs “Don’t Let Me Get Me”

  • Playboy’s Movie Showcase

    “Burqua Baddies” features Yeman face pornography.

  • Goodnights

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    Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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