January 12th, 2002
Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) offers eulogy for deceased dog Buddy
Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.
Jimmy Fallon advises Hartnett not to adopt a new image.
Zack Bodorf’s (Hartnett) growth spurt wakens Megan’s (Maya Rudolph) interest.
Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion, Randy Goldman.
Lifetime movie about Covington’s (Ana Gasteyer) interest in stepson (Hartnett).
X-Presidents and Ambiguously Gay Duo team up to snare Osama bin Laden.
Grand Master Freddy (Tracy Morgan) offers unnecessary shout outs to the community.
Maya Angelou (Tracy Morgan) espouses off-topic birthday card greetings.
Henley (Horatio Sanz) & Stiles (Chris Kattan) can’t do routine via satellite.
“Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones features N*Sync.
Airline captain (Hartnett) stalls passengers by doing impressions.
Wax and Dracula sponsorships hinder legitimacy of Jack Handey’s list items.
“Burqua Baddies” features Yeman face pornography.