SNL Transcripts: Jack Black: 01/19/02


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January 19th, 2002

Jack Black

The Strokes

Kyle Gass

The Strokes, “Last Night”

  • Bush Eats Pretzel

    President Bush (Will Ferrell) pretzel choke is cover-up.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney.

  • Jack Black’s Monologue

    Black sings about exciting experience hosting SNL.

  • Flenderson’s

    Gift cars are meaningless without a huge bow from Flenderson’s.

  • Russell Putnam: Private Investigator

    Pothead reporter Russell Putnam (Black) solves a mystery pot cover-up.

  • Tales of Valour

    Monster (Black) prefers slutty girl over virgin (Amy Poehler) sacrifice.

  • Love-ahs

    Lovers Roger (Will Ferrell) and Virginia (Rachel Dratch) vacation at ski lodge.

    Recurring Characters: Roger Klarvin, Virginia Klarvin.

  • Friends Promo

    Sibling romance explored on the next episode of “Friends”.

  • Now That’s What Actors Call Singing!: Volume 1

    Celebrities sing awful versions of well-known pop tunes on new album.

  • Bass-Off

    Rivaling guitarists (Black, Will Ferrell) compete in a Bass-Off.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Jimmy Fallon has an Opinion on..

    Amelie (Chris Kattan) visits the desk without saying a word.

    Tenacious D (Black, Kyle Gass) sing about the Hornet’s Nest.

  • The Strokes perform “Last Night”

  • America Undercover

    White trash couple (Chris Kattan, Amy Poehler) face argument over extramarital affair.

  • Happy Birthday Song

    Mental giant (Black) composes new, complex “Happy Birthday” song.

  • My Big Thick Novel

    Monkey aids prisoner in escape and prepares breakfast.

  • The Strokes perform “Hard to Explain”

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    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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