Flenderson’s Oversized Bows

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Flenderson’s Oversized Bows

Wife #1…..Maya Rudolph
Husband #1…..Dean Edwards
Wife #2…..Amy Poehler
Husband #2…..Seth Meyers
Spokesman…..Darrell Hammond
Husband #3…..Jimmy Fallon
Wife #3…..Rachel Dratch


[ Wife #1 give Husband $1 a wrapped Christmas present. He opens it to discover a small model car, as she takes a Polaroid of the moment. ]

Husband #1: It’s a.. a toy?

Wife #1: You don’t like it.

Husband #1: No, no, it’s great.

Wife #1: As they say, it’s the thought that counts. [ hands him the resulting Polaroid ]

Husband #1: I know.. I know.. [ looks at the Polaroid, which shows a brand new life-sized car complete with huge bow on top. Curious, he looks outside to see the brand new car sitting there. ] Wooooww!!

V/O: When you want to give the perfect gift.

[ cut to Wife #2 surprising Husband #2 with a new car, sans huge bow ]

Wife #2: Happy birthday, honey!

Husband #2: [ disappointed ] It’s great.. thanks.

Wife #2: [ confused ] That’s it? It’s a brand new SUV.

Husband #2: Yeah. But it doesn’t have one of those huge, oversized bows on top. So I hate it.

[ cut to Flenderson’s Spokesman standing amid huge bows ]

Spokesman: When you surprise your spouse with a new car, make sure to top it off with a Flenderson’s high-quality oversized bow. If it isn’t a Flenderson’s, it’s not worth putting on the top of your new car that you give to your spouse for a gift!

[ cut to Husband #3 with his hands covering Wife #3’s eyes so she can’t see her new car with huge bow on top ]

Husband #3: Happy aniversary, honey.

V/O: Flenderson’s.

Wife #3: [ elated ] What a beautiful bow! Oh, my God!

[ cut back to Flenderson’s Spokesman standing amid huge bows ]

Spokesman: Making custom-crafted, high-quality huge bows for the tops of your new gift car since 1925!

[ cut to title card ]

Announcer: Not for use on the Ford Focus on the ’98 Geo Metro.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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