SNL Transcripts: Britney Spears: 02/02/02

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February 2nd, 2002

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Dan Aykroyd
Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears, “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”

  • Winter Olympics: Women’s Skiing

    Mormons (Dan Aykroyd, Will Ferrell) accost Tiffany Lane (Amy Poehler) while skiing.

  • Britney Spears’ Monologue

    Boyfriend Justin Timberlake can’t tell Spears from Chris Kattan.

  • Loose Bear

    (Repeat) See: 12/08/01.

  • Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet

    Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) is preoccupied with thoughts of shaving rabbit.

  • Inside Barbie’s Dreamhouse

    Barbie (Amy Poehler) reveals truth to “kid sister” Skipper (Spears).

  • Jarrett’s Room

    Gobi’s (Horatio Sanz) girlfriend Summer (Spears), and super bowl of pot.

    Recurring Characters: Jarrett, Gobi, DJ Jonathan Feinstein.

  • Camp X-Ray: U.S. Detainment Facility #240678129934-AH-29J

    Tropical incarceration paradise for Cuban prisoners.

  • A Message From Martha Stewart

    K-Mart bankruptcy forces Martha Stewart (Ana Gasteyer) contingency plan.

  • Britney Spears performs “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Joe Palindrome (Seth Meyers) points Jimmy Fallon for Ciccoline joke.

    From Mogadishu, war correspondent Geraldo Rivera (Darrell Hammond) is a sexy man.

    Jimmy Fallon offers recent song parodies for Winter Olympics theme song.

    Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) thinks “America” is a good enough theme song.

    Recurring Characters: Geraldo Rivera, Neil Diamond.

  • Astronaut Jones

    Astronaut Jones (Tracy Morgan), defender of space ass.

  • HBO: First Look

    Gemini’s Twin (Ana Gasteyer, Maya Rudolph, Spears) film “Damn My Dixie’s On Fire”.

    Recurring Characters: Joanette, Britanica.

  • 9 News Morning Edition

    Stolen chairs and technical gaffes mar performance of morning news broadcast.

  • Britney Spears performs “Boys”

  • The Leather Man

    Leather Man (Jimmy Fallon) is obsessed with leather clothing.

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