SNL Transcripts: Britney Spears: 02/02/02

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February 2nd, 2002

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Dan Aykroyd
Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears, “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”

Winter Olympics: Women’s Skiing

Mormons (Dan Aykroyd, Will Ferrell) accost Tiffany Lane (Amy Poehler) while skiing.

Boyfriend Justin Timberlake can’t tell Spears from Chris Kattan.

Loose Bear

(Repeat) See: 12/08/01.

Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet

Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) is preoccupied with thoughts of shaving rabbit.

Inside Barbie’s Dreamhouse

Barbie (Amy Poehler) reveals truth to “kid sister” Skipper (Spears).

Jarrett’s Room

Gobi’s (Horatio Sanz) girlfriend Summer (Spears), and super bowl of pot.

Recurring Characters: Jarrett, Gobi, DJ Jonathan Feinstein.

Camp X-Ray: U.S. Detainment Facility #240678129934-AH-29J

Tropical incarceration paradise for Cuban prisoners.

A Message From Martha Stewart

K-Mart bankruptcy forces Martha Stewart (Ana Gasteyer) contingency plan.

Britney Spears performs “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Joe Palindrome (Seth Meyers) points Jimmy Fallon for Ciccoline joke.

From Mogadishu, war correspondent Geraldo Rivera (Darrell Hammond) is a sexy man.

Jimmy Fallon offers recent song parodies for Winter Olympics theme song.

Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) thinks “America” is a good enough theme song.

Recurring Characters: Geraldo Rivera, Neil Diamond.

Astronaut Jones

Astronaut Jones (Tracy Morgan), defender of space ass.

HBO: First Look

Gemini’s Twin (Ana Gasteyer, Maya Rudolph, Spears) film “Damn My Dixie’s On Fire”.

Recurring Characters: Joanette, Britanica.

9 News Morning Edition

Stolen chairs and technical gaffes mar performance of morning news broadcast.

Britney Spears performs “Boys”

The Leather Man

Leather Man (Jimmy Fallon) is obsessed with leather clothing.