SNL Transcripts: Jonny Moseley: 03/02/02

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March 3rd, 2002

Jonny Moseley

Outkast

Rip Taylor

Outkast, “The Whole World”

A Message From the President of the United States

President Bush (Will Ferrell) adds Enron to his Access of Evil.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

Jonny Moseley’s Monologue

Moseley explains why coming in fourth place was more satisfying for him.

Boston Teens

Sully (Jimmy Fallon) & Denise (Rachel Dratch) argue on ski lift.

Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.

The O’Reilly Factor

Bill O’Reilly (Jeff Richards) doesn’t believe facts over his opinions.

Dismissed

Goof (Moseley) chooses between slut (Maya Rudolph) and one-legged (Amy Poehler).

Jonny’s Journey

Moseley’s dinner roll jump becomes flight around the world.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Canadian skaters (Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler) want to finish hosting the show.

Gossiper Hollywood (Chris Kattan) lists celebrity names without rumors.

Jimmy Fallon’s clown joke results in premature pie throw.

Outkast performs “The Whole World”

Super Buzzers

Game Show Network rerun features huge celebrity panel with no questions.

Typhoid Mary: The Musical

Carol Channing replacement (Ana Gasteyer) puts damper on production.

My Big Thick Novel

Author can’t take girlfriend back to civilization.

Outkast performs “Ms. Jackson”

Extreme Wedding

Groom’s (Moseley) extreme wedding is too extreme for bride (Amy Poehler).

My Big Thick Novel

Space alien girlfriend doesn’t comprehend planet Earth.