March 9th, 2002
Vice-President Cheney (Darrell Hammond) addresses Letterman issue.
Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney.
Stewart jokes about cable television and gays in the military.
Game helps kids learn to appreciate the value of cheese.
Lou Perlstein (Stewart) shows off genetically-mutated boy band.
Kip (Jimmy Fallon) & Wayne (Chris Parnell) get detained at the airport.
Recurring Characters: Kip Bloder, Wayne Bloder.
Fun With Real Audio mocks Colin Powell’s M-TV chat with teenagers.
Rachel Dratch and Tracy Morgan interview Stewart.
David Letterman (Jeff Richards) appears at Ted Koppel’s (Darrell Hammond) party.
Recurring Characters: Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Ted Koppel, Helen Thomas,
Starr Jones, David Letterman.
Chris Kattan gives a Terrible Re-Enactment of John McEnroe firing.
Jon Stewart jumps in when Jimmy Fallon is incapacitated.
Drunk Girl gives tips for a safe Spring Break.
Recurring Characters: Drunk Girl.
Spoon instrumentalist Lonny Bartz (Stewart) discusses his music career.
Mel Gibson (Stewart) movie combo poorly addresses two subjects.
Author debates whether or not he should jump from party.