SNL Transcripts: Cameron Diaz: 04/06/02

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April 6th, 2002

Cameron Diaz

Jimmy Eat World

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The Culps

Marty (Will Ferrell) & Bobbie Mohan-Culp (Ana Gasteyer) sing medley at lamaze class.

Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

Cameron Diaz’s Monologue

Diaz introduces the world to her butt choreographer (Will Ferrell).

The 17th Annual Auto Show Spokeswoman Awards

Auto show spokeswomen are honored for their achievements in pointing at cars.

M-TV Spring Break

Co-eds (Diaz, Maya Rudolph) only want to dance to “That Don’t Impress Me Much”.

Donald Sutherland (Will Ferrell) and Glenn Close (Ana Gasteyer) emcee 530th SNL.

Astronaut Jones

Astronaut Jones (Tracy Morgan) runs into Jupiterians.

Recurring Characters: Astronaut Jones.

Celine Dion Special

Celine’s (Ana Gasteyer) special showcases her attempts to become normal.

Recurring Characters: Celine Dion.

Gorgeous Living with Prunella Watson

Prunella (Rachel Dratch) and Portia (Diaz) give eccentric tips for gorgeousness.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Denzel Washington (Dean Edwards) and Halle Berry (Maya Rudolph) are still ecstatic.

Robot Tina breaks down during Clinton joke, is replaced by newer model.

Geraldo Rivera (Darrell Hammond) outlines Tour of Terror schedule.

Jasper Hahn (Horatio Sanz) and Trina (Diaz) introduce dirty fuzzy friends.

Recurring Characters: Geraldo Rivera, Jasper Hahn.

Jimmy Eat World performs “The Middle”

Mr. Peepers

Anthropologist (Will Ferrell) shows off discovery of Mrs. Peepers (Diaz).

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

M-TV 4

Hip-enough underground music network introduces the Crash Papayas.

Jimmy Eat World performs “Sweetness”

My Big Thick Novel

Spying through binoculars as the sun glistens off Lalani’s breasts.