April 13th, 2002
Andrew W.K., “Party Hard”
President Bush (Will Ferrell) offers horny men and women for suicide bombers.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
Rock regrets daring Chris Kattan to punch him in the face.
Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) thinks parrot is trying to impersonate him.
Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.
Scorpion King’s (Rock) son (Seth Meyers) longs to be accepted by his father.
Arthur Anderson firm can help people avoid paying their taxes.
Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) continues to make fun of his guests.
Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.
Drunk Girl (Jeff Richards) and friend (Rock) wander through Studio 8-H.
Recurring Characters: Drunk Girl.
Via song, passenger (Maya Rudolph) and derelict (Tracy Morgan) insult one another.
Nicole (Rachel Dratch) doesn’t realize she’s looking for men in gay bar.
Recurring Characters: Nicole.
Gene Shalit makes puns to describe attack on his house by bears.
Recurring Characters: Gene Shalit.
Bigfoot (Rock) has recorded cover album with Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell).
Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond.
White trash couple (Chris Kattan, Amy Poehler) fight doctors in hospital.
Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan perform a new ditty.