SNL Transcripts: The Rock: 04/13/02


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April 13th, 2002

The Rock

Andrew W.K.

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Andrew W.K., “Party Hard”

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    President Bush (Will Ferrell) offers horny men and women for suicide bombers.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

  • The Rock’s Monologue

    Rock regrets daring Chris Kattan to punch him in the face.

  • Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet

    Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) thinks parrot is trying to impersonate him.

    Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.

  • The Scorpion King

    Scorpion King’s (Rock) son (Seth Meyers) longs to be accepted by his father.

  • Arthur Anderson Ad

    Arthur Anderson firm can help people avoid paying their taxes.

  • Hardball

    Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) continues to make fun of his guests.

    Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Paul Begalia.

  • Drunk Girl

    Drunk Girl (Jeff Richards) and friend (Rock) wander through Studio 8-H.

    Recurring Characters: Drunk Girl.

  • The Subway

    Via song, passenger (Maya Rudolph) and derelict (Tracy Morgan) insult one another.

  • The Girl With No Gaydar

    Nicole (Rachel Dratch) doesn’t realize she’s looking for men in gay bar.

    Recurring Characters: Nicole.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Gene Shalit makes puns to describe attack on his house by bears.

    Recurring Characters: Gene Shalit.

  • Andrew W.K. performs “Party Hard”

  • All Aboard the Freedom Train: The Duets of Bigfoot & Neil Diamond

    Bigfoot (Rock) has recorded cover album with Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell).

    Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond.

  • America Undercover

    White trash couple (Chris Kattan, Amy Poehler) fight doctors in hospital.

  • Andrew W.K. performs “I Get Wet”

  • A Message From “Saturday Night Live”

    Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan perform a new ditty.

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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