May 11th, 2002
Eminem, “Without Me”
President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) fakes political knowledge with Cabinet.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice.
Horatio Sanz tries to convince Dunst that he’s Spider-Man.
Obviously pregnant woman (Ana Gasteyer) waits for results to be sure.
Carson Daly (Jimmy Fallon) hits on sample pianist Alexis Yarlsburg (Dunst).
Recurring Characters: Carson Daly.
Digital technology of “Bambi 2002” is no match for discontinued “Bambi”.
Keeps Alzheimer’s patients in the dark.
Background actors ruin the scene for headline performers.
Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) accuses webcam co-ed (Dunst) of mimicry.
Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobi.
The Hilton Sisters (Dunst, Maya Rudolph) make a surprise visit.
Chris Kattan’s Terrible Re-Enactment of Queen Elizabeth streaker.
Chris Parnell raps about pretend girlfriend Dunst.
Anna Kournikova (Dunst) Penthouse lawsuit turns into “Laugh-In”-style gogo.
The show goes on location for slumber party at Jenna’s (Dunst) house.
Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Randy Goldman.
Kyle (Chris Kattan), Sean (Chris Parnell), Tamara Demarco (Dunst) dance for Eminem.
Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.
Author explains to young daughter what to do with old horses.