SNL Transcripts: Kirsten Dunst: 05/11/02


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May 11th, 2002

Kirsten Dunst

Eminem

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Eminem, “Without Me”

  • White House Cabinet Meeting

    President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) fakes political knowledge with Cabinet.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice.

  • Kirsten Dunst’s Monologue

    Horatio Sanz tries to convince Dunst that he’s Spider-Man.

  • Clear Results

    Obviously pregnant woman (Ana Gasteyer) waits for results to be sure.

  • Last Call with Carson Daly

    Carson Daly (Jimmy Fallon) hits on sample pianist Alexis Yarlsburg (Dunst).

    Recurring Characters: Carson Daly.

  • TV Funhouse

    Digital technology of “Bambi 2002” is no match for discontinued “Bambi”.

  • Demilon

    Keeps Alzheimer’s patients in the dark.

  • Rehearsal Scene

    Background actors ruin the scene for headline performers.

  • Jarrett’s Room

    Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) accuses webcam co-ed (Dunst) of mimicry.

    Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobi.

  • Eminem performs “Without Me”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    The Hilton Sisters (Dunst, Maya Rudolph) make a surprise visit.

    Chris Kattan’s Terrible Re-Enactment of Queen Elizabeth streaker.

    Chris Parnell raps about pretend girlfriend Dunst.

  • Court TV

    Anna Kournikova (Dunst) Penthouse lawsuit turns into “Laugh-In”-style gogo.

  • Wake Up Wakefield

    The show goes on location for slumber party at Jenna’s (Dunst) house.

    Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Randy Goldman.

  • The DeMarco Family

    Kyle (Chris Kattan), Sean (Chris Parnell), Tamara Demarco (Dunst) dance for Eminem.

    Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.

  • My Big Thick Novel

    Author explains to young daughter what to do with old horses.

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