SNL Transcripts: Kirsten Dunst: 05/11/02


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May 11th, 2002

Kirsten Dunst



Eminem, “Without Me”

  • White House Cabinet Meeting

    President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) fakes political knowledge with Cabinet.

    Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice.

  • Kirsten Dunst’s Monologue

    Horatio Sanz tries to convince Dunst that he’s Spider-Man.

  • Clear Results

    Obviously pregnant woman (Ana Gasteyer) waits for results to be sure.

  • Last Call with Carson Daly

    Carson Daly (Jimmy Fallon) hits on sample pianist Alexis Yarlsburg (Dunst).

    Recurring Characters: Carson Daly.

  • TV Funhouse

    Digital technology of “Bambi 2002” is no match for discontinued “Bambi”.

  • Demilon

    Keeps Alzheimer’s patients in the dark.

  • Rehearsal Scene

    Background actors ruin the scene for headline performers.

  • Jarrett’s Room

    Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) accuses webcam co-ed (Dunst) of mimicry.

    Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobi.

  • Eminem performs “Without Me”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    The Hilton Sisters (Dunst, Maya Rudolph) make a surprise visit.

    Chris Kattan’s Terrible Re-Enactment of Queen Elizabeth streaker.

    Chris Parnell raps about pretend girlfriend Dunst.

  • Court TV

    Anna Kournikova (Dunst) Penthouse lawsuit turns into “Laugh-In”-style gogo.

  • Wake Up Wakefield

    The show goes on location for slumber party at Jenna’s (Dunst) house.

    Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Randy Goldman.

  • The DeMarco Family

    Kyle (Chris Kattan), Sean (Chris Parnell), Tamara Demarco (Dunst) dance for Eminem.

    Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.

  • My Big Thick Novel

    Author explains to young daughter what to do with old horses.

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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