Clear Results

01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem

Clear Results

Wife…..Ana Gasteyer
Husband…..Chris Parnell

[ open on close-up of Wife laying on bed reading book, her mind drifting ]

Wife V/O: I can’t seem to concentrate. Something’s different.

[ camera pans out to reveal what could only be a pregant stomach ]

Could I be pregnant?

[ dissolve to Wife standing wistfully while wearing matetnity pantyhose, still not certain ]

A baby would be great. But are we ready?

Announcer V/O: Don’t you think it’s time to find out for sure? With Clear Results Pregnancy Test, you can be sure.

[ dissolve to wife walking through bedroom, protruding stomach filling the screen ]

Wife V/O: Me? Pregnant? No.

[ dissolve to wife sitting in bed eating various foods at a rapid rate ]

My body’s telling me something.

I can’t wait to find out.

[ dissolve to Wife holding her newborn baby and plus-coded pregnancy test ]

Honey, look!

Announcer V/O: Clear Results Home Pregnancy Test. Because it’s good to be sure.

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