Clear Results


01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem

Clear Results

Wife…..Ana Gasteyer
Husband…..Chris Parnell

[ open on close-up of Wife laying on bed reading book, her mind drifting ]

Wife V/O: I can’t seem to concentrate. Something’s different.

[ camera pans out to reveal what could only be a pregant stomach ]

Could I be pregnant?

[ dissolve to Wife standing wistfully while wearing matetnity pantyhose, still not certain ]

A baby would be great. But are we ready?

Announcer V/O: Don’t you think it’s time to find out for sure? With Clear Results Pregnancy Test, you can be sure.

[ dissolve to wife walking through bedroom, protruding stomach filling the screen ]

Wife V/O: Me? Pregnant? No.

[ dissolve to wife sitting in bed eating various foods at a rapid rate ]

My body’s telling me something.

I can’t wait to find out.

[ dissolve to Wife holding her newborn baby and plus-coded pregnancy test ]

Honey, look!

Announcer V/O: Clear Results Home Pregnancy Test. Because it’s good to be sure.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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