Clear Results


01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem

Clear Results

Wife…..Ana Gasteyer
Husband…..Chris Parnell

[ open on close-up of Wife laying on bed reading book, her mind drifting ]

Wife V/O: I can’t seem to concentrate. Something’s different.

[ camera pans out to reveal what could only be a pregant stomach ]

Could I be pregnant?

[ dissolve to Wife standing wistfully while wearing matetnity pantyhose, still not certain ]

A baby would be great. But are we ready?

Announcer V/O: Don’t you think it’s time to find out for sure? With Clear Results Pregnancy Test, you can be sure.

[ dissolve to wife walking through bedroom, protruding stomach filling the screen ]

Wife V/O: Me? Pregnant? No.

[ dissolve to wife sitting in bed eating various foods at a rapid rate ]

My body’s telling me something.

I can’t wait to find out.

[ dissolve to Wife holding her newborn baby and plus-coded pregnancy test ]

Honey, look!

Announcer V/O: Clear Results Home Pregnancy Test. Because it’s good to be sure.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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