Demilon

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01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem

Demilon

Son…..Will Ferrell
Daughter…..Ana Gasteyer
Granddaughter…..Amy Poehler
Grandma…..Rachel Dratch


Son: As Mom got older, we began to worry about her memory.

Daughter: When the doctor said she had Alzheimer’s, we were devestated.

Granddaughter: We didn’t want to lose Grandma.

Son: Our doctors told us about Vaxalot. It worked great.

Grandma: What did you do with my money?!

Daughter: In fact, it worked a little too well.

Grandma: Where’s my house, you thieves?!

Son: We decided we needed another option.

Grandma: Do not resucitate?! I didn’t say I did!! This is not my signature!!

Granddaughter: That’s when we discovered.. Demilon.

Daughter: Demilon works just like Vaxalot – but with half the strength. And it works the same. So she’ll never know the difference.

Son: Thanks to Demilon, Mom’s back – just the way I want her.

Grandma: I’m having lunch.. with Elenour Roosevelt! And.. Yogi Bear!

Son: Happy mother’s Day, Mom.

Announcer: Demilon. Don’t ask your doctor. Ask yourself.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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