01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem


Son…..Will Ferrell
Daughter…..Ana Gasteyer
Granddaughter…..Amy Poehler
Grandma…..Rachel Dratch

Son: As Mom got older, we began to worry about her memory.

Daughter: When the doctor said she had Alzheimer’s, we were devestated.

Granddaughter: We didn’t want to lose Grandma.

Son: Our doctors told us about Vaxalot. It worked great.

Grandma: What did you do with my money?!

Daughter: In fact, it worked a little too well.

Grandma: Where’s my house, you thieves?!

Son: We decided we needed another option.

Grandma: Do not resucitate?! I didn’t say I did!! This is not my signature!!

Granddaughter: That’s when we discovered.. Demilon.

Daughter: Demilon works just like Vaxalot – but with half the strength. And it works the same. So she’ll never know the difference.

Son: Thanks to Demilon, Mom’s back – just the way I want her.

Grandma: I’m having lunch.. with Elenour Roosevelt! And.. Yogi Bear!

Son: Happy mother’s Day, Mom.

Announcer: Demilon. Don’t ask your doctor. Ask yourself.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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