SNL Transcripts: Winona Ryder: 05/18/02

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May 18th, 2002

Winona Ryder

Moby

Alex Trebek

Neil Diamond

Moby, “We Are All Made Of Stars”

Carter In Cuba

Fidel Castro (Will Ferrell) ridicules Jimmy Carter (Darrell Hammond) during visit.

Recurring Characters: Jimmy Carter, Fidel Castro.

Winona Ryder’s Monologue

Ryder watches footage from studio’s new security cameras.

Celebrity Jeopardy

Rock & Roll version with Dave Matthews (Jimmy Fallon) and Bjork (Ryder).

The real Alex Trebek cancels Final Jeopardy.

Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.

Uncle Mike & Uncle Danny

Bride’s (Ryder) two dads (Chris Parnell, Will Ferrell) sing at her wedding.

Bearologist

Bearologist (Will Ferrell) takes blame when Bear (Seth Meyers) kills wife.

Botox

Poison injections keep women’s faces wrinkle-free.

Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playboy Centerfold

One-legged girl (Amy Poehler) hopes to become centerfold.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Tina Fey delivers rant against having a baby by Age 27.

Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) sings “Cherry, Cherry” with 2002 All-Stars.

Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond, Gay Hitler, Drunk Girl, Geraldo Rivera.

Moby performs “We Are All Made Of Stars”

Love-ahs

Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) enjoy more hot tub loving.

Recurring Characters: Roger Clarvin, Virginia Clarvin.

Mango

Shopping with Ryder and Moby, Mango (Chris Kattan) shoplifts.

Recurring Characters: Mango.

Moby performs “South Side”

Will Ferrell Farewell

Cast members relate Will Ferrell’s importance to the show.