SNL Transcripts: Winona Ryder: 05/18/02


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May 18th, 2002

Winona Ryder

Moby

Alex Trebek

Neil Diamond

Moby, “We Are All Made Of Stars”

  • Carter In Cuba

    Fidel Castro (Will Ferrell) ridicules Jimmy Carter (Darrell Hammond) during visit.

    Recurring Characters: Jimmy Carter, Fidel Castro.

  • Winona Ryder’s Monologue

    Ryder watches footage from studio’s new security cameras.

  • Celebrity Jeopardy

    Rock & Roll version with Dave Matthews (Jimmy Fallon) and Bjork (Ryder).

    The real Alex Trebek cancels Final Jeopardy.

    Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.

  • Uncle Mike & Uncle Danny

    Bride’s (Ryder) two dads (Chris Parnell, Will Ferrell) sing at her wedding.

  • Bearologist

    Bearologist (Will Ferrell) takes blame when Bear (Seth Meyers) kills wife.

  • Botox

    Poison injections keep women’s faces wrinkle-free.

  • Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playboy Centerfold

    One-legged girl (Amy Poehler) hopes to become centerfold.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Tina Fey delivers rant against having a baby by Age 27.

    Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) sings “Cherry, Cherry” with 2002 All-Stars.

    Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond, Gay Hitler, Drunk Girl, Geraldo Rivera.

  • Moby performs “We Are All Made Of Stars”

  • Love-ahs

    Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) enjoy more hot tub loving.

    Recurring Characters: Roger Clarvin, Virginia Clarvin.

  • Mango

    Shopping with Ryder and Moby, Mango (Chris Kattan) shoplifts.

    Recurring Characters: Mango.

  • Moby performs “South Side”

  • Will Ferrell Farewell

    Cast members relate Will Ferrell’s importance to the show.

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