SNL Transcripts: Winona Ryder: 05/18/02

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Special Guests:

May 18th, 2002

Winona Ryder

Moby

Alex Trebek

Neil Diamond

Moby, “We Are All Made Of Stars”

  • Carter In Cuba

    Fidel Castro (Will Ferrell) ridicules Jimmy Carter (Darrell Hammond) during visit.

    Recurring Characters: Jimmy Carter, Fidel Castro.

  • Winona Ryder’s Monologue

    Ryder watches footage from studio’s new security cameras.

  • Celebrity Jeopardy

    Rock & Roll version with Dave Matthews (Jimmy Fallon) and Bjork (Ryder).

    The real Alex Trebek cancels Final Jeopardy.

    Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.

  • Uncle Mike & Uncle Danny

    Bride’s (Ryder) two dads (Chris Parnell, Will Ferrell) sing at her wedding.

  • Bearologist

    Bearologist (Will Ferrell) takes blame when Bear (Seth Meyers) kills wife.

  • Botox

    Poison injections keep women’s faces wrinkle-free.

  • Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playboy Centerfold

    One-legged girl (Amy Poehler) hopes to become centerfold.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Tina Fey delivers rant against having a baby by Age 27.

    Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell) sings “Cherry, Cherry” with 2002 All-Stars.

    Recurring Characters: Neil Diamond, Gay Hitler, Drunk Girl, Geraldo Rivera.

  • Moby performs “We Are All Made Of Stars”

  • Love-ahs

    Roger (Will Ferrell) & Virginia (Rachel Dratch) enjoy more hot tub loving.

    Recurring Characters: Roger Clarvin, Virginia Clarvin.

  • Mango

    Shopping with Ryder and Moby, Mango (Chris Kattan) shoplifts.

    Recurring Characters: Mango.

  • Moby performs “South Side”

  • Will Ferrell Farewell

    Cast members relate Will Ferrell’s importance to the show.

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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