Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 28: Episode 1
02a: Matt Damon / Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
The NRA I
Hunter #1…..Horatio Sanz
Hunter #2…..Jimmy Fallon
[ open on two hunters squatting behind marsh weeds, looking for potential kills ]
Hunter #1: We’re not getting anything today..
Hunter #2: I don’t even care! I’m just happy to be up and around after that accident on the job.
Hunter #1: I know the company paid your bills.. but missing all those days at work must have been rough on the wallet.
Hunter #2: Nicole was worried for a little bit.. but I got insurance that pays for all that.
Duck In Pond: AFLAC!
Hunter #1: ??
Duck In Pond: AFLAC! AFLAC![ the hunters raise their guns, blowing the AFLAC duck to smithereens ]
Announcer: Happy hunting season, from the National Rifle Association.[ fade ]