SNL Transcripts: Sarah Michelle Gellar: 10/12/02: Corona III



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  Season 28: Episode 2



02b: Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill

Corona III

Craig…..Jimmy Fallon
Voice of Wife…..Amy Poehler

[ open on couple still sitting in beach chairs along the ocean; Craig still snoring as his cell phone rings once more ] [ Craig reaches for his cell phone, but drunkenly throws a bottle toward the ocean, hitting a passerby smack in the head ]

Wife: I can’t believe you just did that!

Craig: ..what..?

Wife: You hit that guy in the head! He could have, like, brain damage, or something.

Craig: [ groggy ] Well.. tell my peckerwood boss to stop calling me!

Wife: Craig, your boss is not calling — [ police enter the scene ] Oh, my God.. the police..

Craig: [ snoring ]

Wife: Craig.. Craig, let’s go..

Craig: Where..? Senor Phrogg’s..?

Wife: Craig, let’s go!

Craig: Alright.. let me get my brews..

[ SUPER: “Miles away from sober.” ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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